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2nd Feb 2005, 11:54 PM
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| Super Moderator  Join Date: 14 May 2003 Location: Alabama, USA
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Reputation: 2948   Rep Power: 38 |  Tribute to CS5 Almost 2 years ago the ARP forums accepted a new member and would be changed forever...  What was once a peaceful place, full of technical questions, discussions about PC hardware and related items, has now been infected with what I call, and most will probably agree...a VIRUS. Besides the determination and pursuit of the ultimate BIOS Optimization Guide, life was carefree and relaxing in the forums. Topics ranged from Formula 1 racing, foods, unique travel places and distributive folding. A web based house for PC advice was on the verge of becoming a shanty for some who wanted to share stupidity, lack of consideration, and complete disrespect for those who were busy keeping things tidy. Since the beginning of this "plague" of ingratious posting, many others including myself have volunteered countless hours and mouse clicks by collecting "trash" and placing it into the "JUNK YARD". The JUNK YARD remains hidden in an inconspicuous place so that the majority of ARP visitors do not have to bear the trashy look and sewage like smell. The following is a collection of "garbage" that we retained with the goal that one day we (as Team ARP) would compile all of this uselessness into a "Best of" thread. It may be of little or no surprise that CS5 is our main Junk Yard contributor.  ------------------------------------------------------------- Table of contents: CS5 on sexuality... CS5 on other Nationalities... CS5's bodily functions, hygene and health issues... CS5's most senseless threads... CS5 and his batteries... Thread titles: blue Thread content: blue #2 Forumers comments: green... Names of mods/admins/forumers comment(s) contributors will remain anonomous for sake of brevity... OK, here we GO!  ------------------------------------------------------------- CS5 on sexuality...  males who wear ear rings. my fren told me those who wears it on left is gay. rite is str8. is he correct? how abt for bi? any shemale here? so no gender group? Typical gay / straight Q from CS5.  Maybe CS5 is trying to find his sexuality.  -------------------------------------------------------------- CS5's most senseless threads...  digital =numbers. devices can operate by numbers? Hmmmm, does the term binary ring a bell? This one is a classic.... test dun reply!  can i use i cant see things? any thing wrong? Your guess is as good as mine on this one..... How about this one... here is place 4 craps! This one took a genius to think of.... mercedes drivers cause bizzare accidents most of times? with new/old model cars. msia also same thing? This is like rocket science. We all know that other auto's do not contribute to accidents ONLY Mercedes! Needless to say...this thread only lasted 19 minutes before being moved into the JY. A prime example of CS5's post method without any info to prove or suggest that what he is saying is true. Last but NOT least..... a CS5 CLASSIC! here who died cos of accidents/illness? ne? Hmmm, yeah I see dead people typing in the forums all the time! -------------------------------------------------------------- CS5 on other Nationalities... saw a singh dun need wear helmet but. turban is as durable as helmet? msians likes 2 steal? pickpocket? malay more selfish? not helpful? Malaysia mall looted by bargain hunters. CS5's Quote (excerpt): KUALA LUMPUR -- A traditional end-of-year sale turned into a looting spree at a Malaysian mall when hundreds of frenzied shoppers clambered over one another to get at the bargains, a store owner said. ...... yet to see it here. Perhaps it is more obvious to others why CS5 thinks that only other countries have had a looting incident. But if it were to happen in Singapore, I believe... they would probably strip the building to its foundations! Looks like CS5 is trying to cause some friction again.  I felt that this post was not going to do the forums any good with the way he presented it so I moved it.muslim r indians/malays onli? or ne1? -------------------------------------------------------------- CS5's bodily functions, hygene and health issues...  nose 5hit. a lot of gold to dig? Maybe he likes the taste... any1 didnt wash hand aft wipin ur a$$? or aft peeing.. Er...I don't wash my hand after I masturbated. Dig my nose and don't wash my hand too. * a good show of admin frustration*kneecap/nostril hair. who has kneecap hair? do u pull out/cut nstril hair? i pull out.   BEWARE: PIC OF CS5's KNEE http://forums.rojakpot.com/attachmen...achmentid=1707 ever haf blocked both nostrils? ya but mostly 1 side. sumtimes pull out hair will get flu 2. If the last one didn't make you this one will!!!http://forums.rojakpot.com/attachmen...&stc=1&thumb=1 ne1 dont haf a$$hair? e worst place 2 haf hair. Hmmm... what's wrong with the hair? It got stucked in your hole?  why moderators don't ban him? posting all these nonsense in a tech forum.what's the stupid fella trying to prove here? I wish that we could answer that but I dun think anyone really wants to know....  and here's another one just like it... dried 5h1t tangled my a$$ hair. dried 5h1t tangled my a$$ hair. Maybe CS5 has a thing about playing with his back side. wat if ppl complain u haf mani leg hair. say u r man? I really think he is obsessed....  cock has abrasion & itch sumtimes. how 2 stop itch etc? chop it off stop whacking off... -------------------------------------------------------------- CS5 and his batteries... In case you weren't aware, CS5 has a battery FETISH. Let's start with this one....Ready? sanyo alkaline batt cover layer. easily drop off. Looks like CS5 dosen't like sanyo batts... wont use rechargable batts on.. clock? or more? Typical (mAh) minimum mah? wat they meant? empty mus haf min mah? This is yet another CLASSIC example of CS5 ignorance/stupidity (although one of his favorite subjects) Lets see... min. Amp Hour This is a measure of the minimum amperage (current with respect to time) that a battery will deliver. For example: Suppose CS5 had a battery the had a minimum of 1 milliamp hours... This means that the battery is capable of supplying 1 milliamp for 1 hour. Guess what, after the 1 hour it is DEAD! Is this not obvious to every else? fake mah ratings? any brand busted? tried add more nimh? with wat? worked? hp batt empty but. when try 2 on, it has light 4 a while. wu recharge nimh/li ion batts etc until cant use it? cycles ended. -------------------------------------------------------------- CS5 contact Info...(he did offer to share this...) which m$ians etc wans my hp no? pm me. -------------------------------------------------------------- DRUM ROLL PLEASE! This one, CS5 finally answers his own question... Q: retarded noe how 2 use pc? wad can they do? A: Please see the above threads. ------------------------------------------------------------- In closing... I would like to thank ALL of the people for all of the hard work and open-minded comments. A very special thanks to Chai, Da Boss, Dashken, siddq, Max_87, Hyper_Raider, Team ARP, and lastly CS5... for making such an @55 of himself. Last edited by Ishtim : 3rd Feb 2005 at 07:57 AM. |
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3rd Feb 2005, 12:03 AM
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| Dead  Join Date: 16 Dec 2002 Location: Penang,Malaysia - Buffalo,New York
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3rd Feb 2005, 01:03 AM
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| h@x!  Join Date: 11 Aug 2003 Location: Sarawak, Malaysia.
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3rd Feb 2005, 01:19 AM
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| Hyperactive  Join Date: 14 Jul 2004 Location: Singapore!
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__________________ PC Specs "Use in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight. Keep out of reach of n00bs. Overclock within 24 hours of opening. Do not read instructions before proceeding, do not use only as directed. May cause frustration, late nights and empty wallets. If symptoms persist please consult your hardware professional." | |
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3rd Feb 2005, 01:23 AM
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| shutdown -h now  Join Date: 15 Aug 2003 Location: in front of my pc
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Reputation: 1078 Rep Power: 22 | quite a challenge to get compile the post u know..cos all of them are so "interesting"
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3rd Feb 2005, 06:14 AM
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| Hyperactive  Join Date: 16 Dec 2003 Location: Perth, Kuala Lumpur, TechARP, The Internet & Bangkok.
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