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14th Dec 2005, 09:01 AM
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| Super Moderator  Join Date: 14 May 2003 Location: Alabama, USA
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Reputation: 2948   Rep Power: 38 |  Tech Support? Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User... _____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the comm! and C:\APOLOGIZE because Ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support  |
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14th Dec 2005, 11:12 AM
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| Warming up Join Date: 6 Apr 2005 Location: Jia Toong,52100,KUL,MY
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Recommended maintenance of Wife 1.0:- 1.Regular upgrading by topping up the prepaid value in the sub-menu known as Citibank gold a/c 5.5.Preferably as often as practicable.Set it to auto update to avoid any oversight. 2.Do not attempt to modify this OS in anyway.This OS is written in such a way that any attempt to modify will result in a mini WW III,  3.Do not disturb if Wife 1.0 is in sleep mode,  4.To obtain maximum performance from this OS,  is the golden rule.5.Too much wine or any attempt to fool around will cause Wife 1.0 to corrupt itself and it won't be easy to get it in working order again,  | |
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14th Dec 2005, 11:26 AM
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| Official Mascot Creator  Join Date: 18 Dec 2002 Location: Kay El, Em Wai
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Reputation: 1705 Rep Power: 26 | But I'm still running Single and Available 1.0 
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14th Dec 2005, 04:27 PM
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| Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 16 Dec 2002 Location: Floating Island Of Mandango
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 go get non-exclusive relation OS 1.0 freedom 2.11, all-the-fun 9.01 & secretary with Short Skirt 3.3 run fine on it (but not on girlfriend 7.0 / wife 1.0) 
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