Types of Girls

zy · 4th Jan 2006, 01:23 PM

HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...

peaz · 4th Jan 2006, 01:45 PM

Ah... I've seen this before too

Jet · 4th Jan 2006, 01:58 PM

Vien posted that before.

zy has a short memory...

Chai · 4th Jan 2006, 03:32 PM

Another DP master...

zy · 4th Jan 2006, 05:25 PM

yes.. i have short term memomy

Chai · 4th Jan 2006, 05:49 PM

With typos in every post too...

ZuePhok · 4th Jan 2006, 06:14 PM

zy is RAM boy

cypris · 4th Jan 2006, 10:23 PM

my god.. the england... LOL

missing a few letters and words here and there

Chai · 4th Jan 2006, 10:47 PM

The England...

goldfries · 4th Jan 2006, 10:58 PM

hey, how about us coming up with our own versions........ i'll start.......i'm not so good at jokes, but here i go....

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HARD DISK GIRLS:

they don't mind working in pairs or more. they get bigger as time goes by and noisier when they grow old.

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RAM GIRLS:

she can do dual-channel if needed!!!!!! they don't mind working in pairs or more either.

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WINDOW GIRLS:

random breakdowns.

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS:

you need to stop all your activities to get her to appear.

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INTERNET GIRLS:

accessible by anyone and everyone.

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SERVER GIRLS:

workaholic

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:

good at getting attention

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CD-ROM GIRLS:

round and flat, but some are very informative.

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EMAIL GIRLS:

chances are that everyone's seen them before - some time some where some place.

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VIRUS GIRLS:

girls that mass produce and go on reigns of destruction.

4th Jan 2006, 01:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
zy zynine.com Join Date: 16 Dec 2002 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 13,489 Reputation: 2276 Rep Power: 43	Types of Girls HARD DISK GIRLS: she remembers everything, FOREVER RAM GIRLS: she forget about you, the moment turn her off WINDOW GIRLS: everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: She make horrible thing look beautiful CD-ROM GIRLS: She is always faster and faster. EMAIL GIRLS: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . VIRUS GIRLS: Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything... __________________

4th Jan 2006, 01:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
peaz ARP Webmaster Join Date: 13 Oct 2002 Location: http://atpeaz.com/ Posts: 8,595 Reputation: 1673 Rep Power: 32	Ah... I've seen this before too __________________ Ken Ng Tech ARP Follow me at Twitter Blogs @ http://www.atpeaz.com/

4th Jan 2006, 03:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chai Administrator Join Date: 6 Oct 2002 Location: Maranello Posts: 28,114 Reputation: 4649 Rep Power: 82	Another DP master... __________________ Chai (Contributor & Forum Admin) http://www.techarp.com/

4th Jan 2006, 05:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
zy zynine.com Join Date: 16 Dec 2002 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 13,489 Reputation: 2276 Rep Power: 43	yes.. i have short term memomy __________________

4th Jan 2006, 05:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Chai Administrator Join Date: 6 Oct 2002 Location: Maranello Posts: 28,114 Reputation: 4649 Rep Power: 82	With typos in every post too... __________________ Chai (Contributor & Forum Admin) http://www.techarp.com/

4th Jan 2006, 01:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jet Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 5 Sep 2004 Posts: 6,696 Reputation: 1274 Rep Power: 24	Vien posted that before. zy has a short memory...

4th Jan 2006, 06:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
ZuePhok Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 16 Dec 2002 Location: Floating Island Of Mandango Posts: 8,805 Reputation: 3294 Rep Power: 48	zy is RAM boy __________________ my motto: poison first, think later.

4th Jan 2006, 10:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
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4th Jan 2006, 10:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
Chai Administrator Join Date: 6 Oct 2002 Location: Maranello Posts: 28,114 Reputation: 4649 Rep Power: 82	The England... __________________ Chai (Contributor & Forum Admin) http://www.techarp.com/