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Old 8th Apr 2006, 02:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The new mating service takes their biological needs into account
By DEEPAK GILL

Doggone! If dogs could talk, they'd be having an intense sociological discourse on the introduction of a new service, catering to the male of the species. Bob Lee, or better known in the pet peddling industry as Bulldawg, is providing female dogs for �recreational mating�. Owners of un-neutered male dogs can bring them over and leave them at the centre, Dog E Style, for a mating session with one of the many �ladies� available.

bulldawg-dogs_.gif�I had customers asking me if I knew anyone who could help their male dogs get some action. Eventually I decided to start this service full-time.� Bulldawg, 40, ran a pet shop and exotic pets import dealings for many years before deciding to go into the recreational mating business. He has since closed his pet shop when Dog E Style opened six months ago.

The top �hostess� at the moment is Hottie, a two-year-old Dalmatian. �She�s great. Many owners request for her. But we don�t overwork Hottie. In fact we have a vet coming in weekly to check on our stable,� he says. The females that are in heat are kept in the premises in Kuala Lumpur�s trendy Bangsar neighbourhood, while rest are kept at his �farm�. �It�s in Sepang,� he says, a little evasive about the exact location.

Prices for the service vary depending on the breed of the animal. Hottie�s rates are currently RM60 an hour, while the more �street� variety�s fees are RM25 an hour. �All our dogs are disease-free and sociable. They�ve been trained to entertain the males.� Others seen there were Cocker Spaniels, Labradors and a Poodle.

However, if your pet does not get it on with Dog E Style�s *****, you don�t have to pay. �You only pay for a confirmed �score�. But most times, there�s no problem. The females don�t get pregnant as we feed them a pill that prevents fertilisation,� explains Bulldawg.

Several dog owners had positive reactions. A 30-year-old client who declined to be identified says he sends his mutt there monthly. �I lost two male dogs over the years when they ran out. The reason they escape is to mate, but something happened to them and they never returned � maybe they were run over or kidnapped. Now my dog is happy and doesn�t attempt to escape.�

"It's great,� says Ryan Fernandez, a 32-year-old short-films producer. �My dog used to get really frustrated if he hadn�t mated for a while. I don�t want to neuter him, as genital mutilation is cruel and unethical. I don�t want him doing it with strays, as they�re diseased and also they would be creating unwanted puppies. With Dog E Style, my problem is finally overcome.�

�I would use the service,� reveals Jo Lim, a 25-year-old food & beverage executive. �I had a male dog called Furry who died a virgin, and I still feel guilty about it! He was nine.� She says as a caring pet owner, she would utilise the service once every three months. A pet shop owners admits that there have been requests by owners of male dogs for such services.

Currently, Bulldawg has regular clientele thanks to security firms that send mostly Alsatians and Rottweilers there. He explains: �Male guard dogs are better when they�re not neutered. But they can get frustrated and a little aggressive if they�re sexually-deprived.�

Some might feel what Bulldawg is doing is not right. �Why not? It�s a service that�s badly needed!� he exclaims. �It could reduce the number of strays that get pregnant. In fact, there are people who pair pedigree dogs to get the female pregnant. They then sell off their dog�s babies just to make money. Isn�t that worse?!�

However, animal-protection society Animal Welfare opposes Dog E Style. �It�s ridiculous. How can society allow this?� asks spokesperson Ann Raj. The thing is, there�s probably no law against this. �Female dogs aren�t receptive to mating all the time. Is he drugging them to make them submissive??� She plans to send a representative to check on the animals.

In response, Bulldawg claims he�s willing to work with animal shelters like Animal Welfare and SPCA. �They have too many dogs there. If they want, I could borrow some females for my services. For every �customer� they entertain, I�m willing to give SPCA a cut - RM5.� Seems like a reasonable deal.

Radical idea

He concedes that there might be initial resistance to this radical idea. �At the end of the day, at least the idle dogs are utilised instead of being put to sleep, and get to socialise with other dogs at my farm instead of being kept in the pound�s cages. And the shelter is guaranteed some monthly income.� He�s willing to take care of all related bills of the borrowed canines.

The Malaysian Dog Owners Association reserved its comments until it knows more about the service. �We will also pass this information to our members and gauge their reaction,� says a spokesperson. He then adds �This is quite astonishing.�

The premise has an owner�s waiting area with a TV and free drinks, as well as a games room with a Playstation. If you�d like to check on your dog to ensure he scores, a monitor is available in the office. The action rooms are simple, small rooms with little lighting. When �off-duty�, most Dog E Style dogs are allowed to roam the premises. There are also massage and grooming services (for the dogs that is).

Business is so good that Bulldawg is considering exporting the business - initially around the region and eventually around Asia. He seems cool about some heat that he gets. �I�m a dog lover myself. My conscience is clear because I know the dogs are happy, and I take great care of them. Dog E Style is considering house calls. �Once we're less busy we might send females for �overnighters� as well.� End

Note: From April 1st to the 30th, Dog E Style has a promotion: A 15-minute massage will be thrown in for each customer (canine). Further info e-mail: bulldawgestyles@yahoo.com.
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Err.. This is an April Fool's Day joke la..
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It was dated April 3 if I'm not wrong... just googled, it seems like it was reported in jeffooi.com as an April Fool's joke. But can't find the entry though...

Dang... I wish this news were true...
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It was dated April 3 if I'm not wrong... just googled, it seems like it was reported in jeffooi.com as an April Fool's joke. But can't find the entry though...

Dang... I wish this news were true...
It's definitely an April Fool's joke.
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