Masturbation brought down the Twin Towers! - Page 5

Dashken · 23rd Sep 2006, 03:17 PM

I feel weak...

Max_87 · 23rd Sep 2006, 04:29 PM

cuz too much masturbation?

Chai · 23rd Sep 2006, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dashken

I feel weak...

Still among the 5%?

Dashken · 23rd Sep 2006, 10:21 PM

Hmm... maybe coz I never did it before?

Adrian Wong · 23rd Sep 2006, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dashken

Hmm... maybe coz I never did it before?

If you never did it before, then the rest of us never even thought about it.

strawroot · 23rd Sep 2006, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dashken

Hmm... maybe coz I never did it before?

what a brave statement

s p r a n k i k o · 25th Sep 2006, 01:10 AM

I'm actually surprised they didn't claim that spilling sperm is like murdering people.

redness · 25th Sep 2006, 09:32 AM

Of course it is.
I sacrifice 100,000 souls to the great lord Satan whenever I masturbate. lol

Dashken · 26th Sep 2006, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redness

Of course it is.
I sacrifice 100,000 souls to the great lord Satan whenever I masturbate. lol

Hmm... I beg to differ. I've always thought of it as 'freeing' millions of souls from the prison of ones sack.

Quote:

Originally Posted by s p r a n k i k o

I'm actually surprised they didn't claim that spilling sperm is like murdering people.

Hey... you are freeing them, not killing. They will also die if you really 'do' it with someone. Only one will survive right? Why not give them all a chance to survive out there?

PsYkHoTiK · 26th Sep 2006, 12:07 PM

LMAO Dashky...

That is a unique point of view...

23rd Sep 2006, 03:17 PM	#41 (permalink)
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25th Sep 2006, 01:10 AM	#47 (permalink)
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25th Sep 2006, 09:32 AM	#48 (permalink)
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