A Parody of Malaysia

Dashken · 16th Jan 2008, 05:08 PM

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Chai · 16th Jan 2008, 09:51 PM

LMAO! What a long read! Took me hours to finish everything!

PsYkHoTiK · 16th Jan 2008, 10:53 PM

Its been greatly expanded since the last time I read it. Roofles.

The best thing about Rojak Language is that, it is so simple. The grammar law is easy to follow.

Law:

* Add "Lah" in the end of every sentence. Bob your head when doing that.
* Use "maybe", "can", "dunno" extensively.
* Each sentence must consist of more than 3 dialects/languages.
* If you dont know what to do next just say "OK" and nod your head.
* I am too lazy to add.

And also:

Main Malaysian export product is brains which is taken from todays brightest minds of Malaysian youth. Brains are exported to countries such as UK, the US and Australia through institutions called private colleges.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mad1 · 18th Jan 2008, 08:08 PM

And I believed those were written by a Malay with good intention and love his or her country so much.

Adrian Wong · 19th Jan 2008, 09:29 AM

ROTFL!! The penis of Asia!!!

Quote:

Essentially the penis of Asia which is located to the north of their cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, Malaysia (also known as Bolehland) is a young nation of diverse cultures and races such as F1 Formula-1 and Nascar. The timezone of Malaysia is unique because it follows the system of +1/+2 PMT (Predetermined Meeting Time) which is 1 or 2 hours later than PMT. Most foreigners have difficulty adjusting to this new timezone as they tend to show up 1 or 2 hours earlier than the local counterparts. The nation is moving forward with a vision towards becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 3030, 4040 or whatever catchy number.

Adrian Wong · 19th Jan 2008, 09:36 AM

ROTFL!! I LOVE THIS!! The 7 Wonders Of Malaysia!!

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1. The Zakaria (Happy Cock) 'Palace': The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first bankrupt to be able to own a palace.

2. The 'Bocor' Parliament: The unique feature is its ability to ‘leak’ away billions of taxpayers money while the guardians of the nation stood there all wet.

3. The 'Unhaunted' Kuching Prison: The only $600M prison in this world that is free of haunted stories and encounters. Reasons No execution was done here before. In fact no prisoners were held in here. There are also no concrete walls with barbed wires to contain souls - both dead and alive. Maybe it can qualify as the first imaginary prison built with real money.

4. Paya Indah 'Wasted' Wetlands: The nation’s premier eco-tourism park holds the record in the category of attracting more lawyers with litigation than tourists with binoculars.

5. 'Not So' Smart Tunnel: Uniquely design to alleviate floods. When completed, it does everything except alleviate floods.

6. ‘Disconnected' Cyberjaya: The one and only high tech city in the world that offers limited or no internet connection to its residents.

7. Crooked 'Crooked' Bridge: The most crooked bridge in the world dreamt by the most crooked person in the world. Too bad it was abandoned; otherwise it will make it as one of the wonders.

Chai · 19th Jan 2008, 10:01 AM

Do we have Nascar here?

Max_87 · 19th Jan 2008, 11:29 AM

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peaz · 19th Jan 2008, 11:47 AM

LOL. I just found this site recently too. Too darn funny.

Adrian Wong · 19th Jan 2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Max_87

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ROTFL!! Our country's "finest".

16th Jan 2008, 05:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
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16th Jan 2008, 09:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chai Administrator Join Date: 6 Oct 2002 Location: Maranello Posts: 27,884 Reputation: 4630 Rep Power: 81	LMAO! What a long read! Took me hours to finish everything! __________________ Chai (Contributor & Forum Admin) http://www.techarp.com/

16th Jan 2008, 10:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
PsYkHoTiK "Little" Devil Join Date: 8 Apr 2004 Location: On the "throne" Posts: 14,661 Reputation: 4442 Rep Power: 64	Its been greatly expanded since the last time I read it. Roofles. The best thing about Rojak Language is that, it is so simple. The grammar law is easy to follow. Law: * Add "Lah" in the end of every sentence. Bob your head when doing that. * Use "maybe", "can", "dunno" extensively. * Each sentence must consist of more than 3 dialects/languages. * If you dont know what to do next just say "OK" and nod your head. * I am too lazy to add. And also: Main Malaysian export product is brains which is taken from todays brightest minds of Malaysian youth. Brains are exported to countries such as UK, the US and Australia through institutions called private colleges. BAHAHAHAHAHA! __________________ Intel SLAPL 4.3GHz @ 1.35v : 2x2GB OCZ Platinum DDR2 1066 : Asus P5K Premium : WD RE3 250GB x2 RAID 0 : 3ware 9650SE-2LP : G92 8800GTS 512mb 820MHz Core : XFi Platinum : Silverstone OP650 : Silverstone TJ-07 : Dtek FuZion CPU : Swiftech MCW60 : MCP655 : Thermochill PA120.3 w Scythe Ultra Kaze CPU-Z: SLAPL : SLA9U : FX-55 : DDR 600 : VX www.techarp.com PsYkHoTiK's Meanderings

18th Jan 2008, 08:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
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19th Jan 2008, 10:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
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19th Jan 2008, 11:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
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19th Jan 2008, 11:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
peaz ARP Webmaster Join Date: 13 Oct 2002 Location: http://atpeaz.placidthoughts.com/ Posts: 8,584 Reputation: 1673 Rep Power: 32	LOL. I just found this site recently too. Too darn funny. __________________ Ken Ng Tech ARP Follow me at Twitter Shoot and Earn Money from Stock Photography

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