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Old 16th Jan 2008, 05:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 16th Jan 2008, 09:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO! What a long read! Took me hours to finish everything!
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Old 16th Jan 2008, 10:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Its been greatly expanded since the last time I read it. Roofles.

The best thing about Rojak Language is that, it is so simple. The grammar law is easy to follow.

Law:

* Add "Lah" in the end of every sentence. Bob your head when doing that.
* Use "maybe", "can", "dunno" extensively.
* Each sentence must consist of more than 3 dialects/languages.
* If you dont know what to do next just say "OK" and nod your head.
* I am too lazy to add.

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Main Malaysian export product is brains which is taken from todays brightest minds of Malaysian youth. Brains are exported to countries such as UK, the US and Australia through institutions called private colleges.

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And I believed those were written by a Malay with good intention and love his or her country so much.
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Old 19th Jan 2008, 09:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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ROTFL!! The penis of Asia!!!

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Essentially the penis of Asia which is located to the north of their cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, Malaysia (also known as Bolehland) is a young nation of diverse cultures and races such as F1 Formula-1 and Nascar. The timezone of Malaysia is unique because it follows the system of +1/+2 PMT (Predetermined Meeting Time) which is 1 or 2 hours later than PMT. Most foreigners have difficulty adjusting to this new timezone as they tend to show up 1 or 2 hours earlier than the local counterparts. The nation is moving forward with a vision towards becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 3030, 4040 or whatever catchy number.
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Old 19th Jan 2008, 09:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ROTFL!! I LOVE THIS!! The 7 Wonders Of Malaysia!!

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1. The Zakaria (Happy Cock) 'Palace': The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first bankrupt to be able to own a palace.

2. The 'Bocor' Parliament: The unique feature is its ability to ‘leak’ away billions of taxpayers money while the guardians of the nation stood there all wet.

3. The 'Unhaunted' Kuching Prison: The only $600M prison in this world that is free of haunted stories and encounters. Reasons No execution was done here before. In fact no prisoners were held in here. There are also no concrete walls with barbed wires to contain souls - both dead and alive. Maybe it can qualify as the first imaginary prison built with real money.

4. Paya Indah 'Wasted' Wetlands: The nation’s premier eco-tourism park holds the record in the category of attracting more lawyers with litigation than tourists with binoculars.

5. 'Not So' Smart Tunnel: Uniquely design to alleviate floods. When completed, it does everything except alleviate floods.

6. ‘Disconnected' Cyberjaya: The one and only high tech city in the world that offers limited or no internet connection to its residents.

7. Crooked 'Crooked' Bridge: The most crooked bridge in the world dreamt by the most crooked person in the world. Too bad it was abandoned; otherwise it will make it as one of the wonders.
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Do we have Nascar here?
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LOL. I just found this site recently too. Too darn funny.
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ROTFL!! Our country's "finest".
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