Malaysia's Elections 2008 (Before, During & After)

[goldfries]

[Chai]

Originally Posted by goldfries

As long as it's not that, everyone here is happy.

[goldfries]

hrmm. we should have a Youtube embed link.

YouTube - ELECTIONS Blah blah blah

[Dashken]

10 reasons we shall Vote BN.

1 We like corruption, its part of our culture.
2 We prefer unfair election, no election even better.
3 We can choose our judges! We love injustice anyway.
4 We dont like democracy, moving backward is more challenging.
5 racial instability is wonderful, apartheid promise better future.
6 controlled media is fantastic, ISA is a Malaysia Boleh creation.
7 less religious freedom is good, no choice is even better.
8 Our petrol is STILL going to be cheapest after price increase, hey! say thank you to BN.
9 we adore LEADER like uncle Samy, no one can fight.
10 We like paying tolls, our son love tolls, our grandson will kiss the tolls.

Thank you nanny for Voting BN 30 years ago.

your grandson. Year2038.

[Falcone]

Story of the Ant & The Grasshopper.

A new way to look at things...

Really a good one to read. well put to whoever who wrote this article!!!



Older Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed.

The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.





Modern Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

TV1, TV2 & TV3 show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The majority of the Malaysian Parliment are stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this poor Grasshopper allowed suffering so?

Khairy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house .

Nazri goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Most of the related people criticizes the Malaysia Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The local news paper & the Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for
non-compliance) .

Deputy minister immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Hishammudi n makes 'More Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant; fined for failing to comply with 30% sharing and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by maju ---------.

Prime Minister announces to the whole Malaysia that this is part of the NEP and all have to respect, no question ask and have to follow it.

Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company.

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in Malaysia

Because of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, Malaysia is still a developing country!!!


All bcos the ANTS are still doing their work .............................

[Max_87]

kennysia.com: Mat Rempits Wanted To Transport Voters To Polling Booths

LMAO

[Dashken]

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Raja Petra @ DAP ceramah, Raja Uda, Butterworth, Penang (4 March 2008)

[peaz]

how was it? u were there?

[Chai]

Raja Petra was at SS2 few days ago, I could have went there...

[peaz]

RPK was at SS2, TDDI as well as klang... missed it all