Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Chai · 2nd Sep 2008, 06:22 PM

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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

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When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

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4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

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Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News

Papercut · 2nd Sep 2008, 06:49 PM

Read this before. Still funny though

This one's good too: Breaking News

Chai · 2nd Sep 2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Papercut

Read this before. Still funny though

This one's good too: Breaking News

Yeah this news reminded me self pleasuring one above!

Max_87 · 2nd Sep 2008, 09:09 PM

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Adrian Wong · 5th Sep 2008, 05:34 AM

Haha.. I was just about to mention those two cases. Funny how all these cases were reported around the same time. Something in the air making guys hump metals?

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5th Sep 2008, 05:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
Adrian Wong Da Boss Join Date: 10 Oct 2002 Location: In front of my ASUS F8V notebook! Posts: 33,150 Reputation: 3730 Rep Power: 78	Haha.. I was just about to mention those two cases. Funny how all these cases were reported around the same time. Something in the air making guys hump metals? __________________ Dr. Adrian Wong Tech ARP \| Blog @ Tech ARP \| The Free Trade Zone DYKT : The only offshore account I have is at the sand bank? We need PROGRAMMERS and TECHNICAL WRITERS! Contact us if you are a hot shot programmer or technical writer! My items for sale : 50x SD Card \| Memory Stick PRO \| Cyclone Energy Saver \| Seiko SS watch \| Tiger/Carlsberg beer jugs \| Travel Speakers \| Motorola V600 \| Nokia N90 SOLD! \| New Lowepro Mini Trekker AW Other items for sale @ the FTZ : Zalman CNPS9500 LED @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7700 Cu @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7000 Cu @ $20 \| Swarovski bracelet watches \| Dell 17" LCD \| Hi-Fi speakers \| English DIVX movies \| HP LaserJet toners! \| Office chairs

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