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16th Jun 2005, 02:46 AM
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Reputation: 232  Rep Power: 6 |  And the last one There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes. All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each. The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted. The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted. Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."  |
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16th Jun 2005, 12:22 PM
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Reputation: 2405  Rep Power: 33 | Haha that song titles joke is really good
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16th Jun 2005, 01:15 PM
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| Hyperactive  Join Date: 16 Dec 2003 Location: Perth, Kuala Lumpur, TechARP, The Internet & Bangkok.
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 I can imagine something like this happening in school!
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22nd Jun 2005, 05:37 PM
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Reputation: 900 Rep Power: 16 |  The Golden Urinal The Golden Urinal Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of ice tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a fancy solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think " he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that’s self-indulgence!" Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
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