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zachig · 16th Jun 2005, 02:46 AM

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.

One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.

All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.

The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.

The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.

Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."

Papercut · 16th Jun 2005, 12:22 PM

Haha that song titles joke is really good

ToyotaFreak · 16th Jun 2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Papercut

Haha that song titles joke is really good

Yeah! I had a good laugh at that!

I can imagine something like this happening in school!

digitalvoice · 20th Jun 2005, 09:43 AM

...and have a good laugh!

digitalvoice · 20th Jun 2005, 09:46 AM

and more...

digitalvoice · 20th Jun 2005, 09:50 AM

...and more.

siddiq · 20th Jun 2005, 11:01 AM

the police and the lorrie with cattle power!

how the **** the police gonna chse criminals with that?

digitalvoice · 22nd Jun 2005, 05:37 PM

The Golden Urinal

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of ice tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a fancy solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think " he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that’s self-indulgence!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

zachig · 22nd Jun 2005, 08:29 PM

DigitalVoice, that's a good one, really liked it

playahata123789 · 22nd Jun 2005, 09:10 PM

nice one digital, that was really funny

16th Jun 2005, 02:46 AM	#1011 (permalink)
zachig Active Join Date: 9 Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere Posts: 782 Reputation: 232 Rep Power: 8	And the last one There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes. All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each. The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted. The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted. Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."

16th Jun 2005, 12:22 PM	#1012 (permalink)
Papercut Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 14 Jul 2004 Location: Singapore! Posts: 5,122 Reputation: 2630 Rep Power: 37	Haha that song titles joke is really good __________________ "Use in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight. Keep out of reach of n00bs. Overclock within 24 hours of opening. Do not read instructions before proceeding, do not use only as directed. May cause frustration, late nights and empty wallets. If symptoms persist please consult your hardware professional."

20th Jun 2005, 11:01 AM	#1017 (permalink)
siddiq Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Kuching, Sarawak , Malaysia Posts: 5,904 Reputation: 460 Rep Power: 16	the police and the lorrie with cattle power! how the **** the police gonna chse criminals with that? __________________ JOIN ARP WHATPULSE TEAM! http://www.flickr.com/photos/abgsiddiq

22nd Jun 2005, 05:37 PM	#1018 (permalink)
digitalvoice Super Active Join Date: 14 Apr 2004 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 2,438 Reputation: 900 Rep Power: 17	The Golden Urinal The Golden Urinal Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of ice tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a fancy solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think " he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that’s self-indulgence!" Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone." __________________ Black or white,...they're all the same!

22nd Jun 2005, 08:29 PM	#1019 (permalink)
zachig Active Join Date: 9 Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere Posts: 782 Reputation: 232 Rep Power: 8	DigitalVoice, that's a good one, really liked it

22nd Jun 2005, 09:10 PM	#1020 (permalink)
playahata123789 Super Active Join Date: 11 Dec 2003 Location: TEXAS Posts: 1,881 Reputation: 40 Rep Power: 8	nice one digital, that was really funny