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Adrian Wong · 30th Jun 2005, 11:08 PM

HAHAHA!!! Sometimes we do that because we are always trying to impress the girls.

cCk · 1st Jul 2005, 06:51 PM

hey..whatssup ?

yhng · 1st Jul 2005, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cCk

hey..whatssup ?

Woa...2nd post from CCK!

ESP · 2nd Jul 2005, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yhng

Woa...2nd post from CCK!

What? He's saying hi in here? Is that a joke?

ESP · 2nd Jul 2005, 08:54 AM

One day, a teacher was explaining evolution to her class. One of her students, Tommy, refused to believe that humans descended from primates. So she set about trying to persuade him otherwise.

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see the sky?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see God?
Tommy: No.
Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.

Another girl in class wanted to ask Tommy some questions, and the teacher allowed this.
Girl: Do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Girl: Do you see the teacher?
Tommy: Yes.
Girl: Do you see her brain?
Tommy: No.
Girl: So, according to what we were taught today, she does not have one!

Adrian Wong · 2nd Jul 2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESP

One day, a teacher was explaining evolution to her class. One of her students, Tommy, refused to believe that humans descended from primates. So she set about trying to persuade him otherwise.

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see the sky?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see God?
Tommy: No.
Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.

Another girl in class wanted to ask Tommy some questions, and the teacher allowed this.
Girl: Do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Girl: Do you see the teacher?
Tommy: Yes.
Girl: Do you see her brain?
Tommy: No.
Girl: So, according to what we were taught today, she does not have one!

ROTFL!! That's a very good one!!!

zy · 2nd Jul 2005, 06:04 PM

there is so many versions

the one i heard is the professor & students in university

digitalvoice · 6th Jul 2005, 09:34 AM

Which one are you?

digitalvoice · 6th Jul 2005, 09:37 AM

....or these?

digitalvoice · 6th Jul 2005, 09:44 AM

.....or these?

30th Jun 2005, 11:08 PM	#1041 (permalink)
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1st Jul 2005, 06:51 PM	#1042 (permalink)
cCk Newbie Join Date: 11 May 2005 Posts: 2 Reputation: 5 Rep Power: 0	hey hey..whatssup ?

2nd Jul 2005, 08:54 AM	#1045 (permalink)
ESP Super Active Join Date: 8 Jan 2005 Posts: 2,121 Reputation: 715 Rep Power: 15	I'll believe it when I see it One day, a teacher was explaining evolution to her class. One of her students, Tommy, refused to believe that humans descended from primates. So she set about trying to persuade him otherwise. Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? Tommy: Yes. Teacher: Do you see the sky? Tommy: Yes. Teacher: Do you see God? Tommy: No. Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Another girl in class wanted to ask Tommy some questions, and the teacher allowed this. Girl: Do you see the tree outside? Tommy: Yes. Girl: Do you see the teacher? Tommy: Yes. Girl: Do you see her brain? Tommy: No. Girl: So, according to what we were taught today, she does not have one! __________________ -eSp-

2nd Jul 2005, 06:04 PM	#1047 (permalink)
zy zynine.com Join Date: 16 Dec 2002 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 13,496 Reputation: 2276 Rep Power: 43	there is so many versions the one i heard is the professor & students in university __________________