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Jet · 15th Nov 2005, 07:13 AM

ROTFLMAO!!

I'm gonna faint.

Chai · 15th Nov 2005, 12:39 PM

Arrogance and stupidity can get you really far...

Adrian Wong · 15th Nov 2005, 08:06 PM

That must be a real humbling experience, if it's true.

Papercut · 15th Nov 2005, 08:54 PM

Hahahahaha

Doesn't surprise me one bit

Jet · 19th Nov 2005, 10:04 PM

Quote:

A priest and a rabbi were standing by the side of the road with a sign reading, "THE END IS NEAR! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" a driver yelled, stomping on the gas to crash through the sign, blowing it to pieces.

From around the curve, the two men of God heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The rabbi turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the next one we make should just say, 'Bridge Out'?"

Jet · 19th Nov 2005, 10:09 PM

Quote:

In The Lift

As the doors shut and the crowded lift made its way down to the
ground floor, Sadie got very angry with her Morris. She noticed
that he was wedged up against a nice young girl and had a smile
on his face that said he was delighted to be in that position.
As the lift reached the ground floor and the doors were about
to open, the girl suddenly slapped Morris face and said aloud,
"I'm not that kind of girl. That will teach you not to pinch my
bottom!"

Sadie and Morris didn't say a word as they made their way to
the car park.

When they got in the car, Morris turned to Sadie and said,
"You know darling, I really didn't pinch that girl."

"Of course you didn't," said Sadie smiling, "I did."

Adrian Wong · 20th Nov 2005, 02:31 AM

ROTFL!!! Great jokes, Jet!!!

zachig · 20th Nov 2005, 04:33 AM

Yeah, great jokes, Jet!!!

I really liked the one with the Rabi and the Priest!!!

Adrian Wong · 23rd Nov 2005, 01:50 AM

Here's one about Saddam.

Quote:

> > > Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussien
> > > died and all went to hell.

> > > Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call
> > > England and see how everybody is doing there....
> > > so she called and talked for about 5 minutes...
> > > Then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you????
> > > The devil goes: five million dollars...
> > > Five million dollars!!!???? She made him a cheque
> > > and went to sit back on her chair....

> > > Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming,
> > > me too, me too, I wanna call the United states, I
> > > wanna see how everybody is doing too... he called
> > > and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: Well,
> > > devil how much do I owe you????
> > > The devil goes: ten million dollars.....ten million
> > > dollars!!!!!!
> > > He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his
> > > chair.....

> > > Saddam Hussen was extremely jealous too...he starts
> > > screaming and screaming... "I wanna call Iraq! I
> > > want to see how everybody is doing there
> > > too, I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputee,
> > > I wanna talk to everybody ..."

> > > He called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours,
> > > he was talking and talking and talking....

> > > Then he said: So, devil, how much do I owe you????

> > > The devil goes: One dollar.....only one dollar!!!!!

> > > Saddam says... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????

> > > The devil says: Well, from hell to hell only local charges apply!

Jet · 23rd Nov 2005, 07:37 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

15th Nov 2005, 12:39 PM	#1512 (permalink)
Chai Administrator Join Date: 6 Oct 2002 Location: Maranello Posts: 26,759 Reputation: 3984 Rep Power: 72	Arrogance and stupidity can get you really far... __________________ Chai (Contributor & Forum Admin) http://www.techarp.com/

15th Nov 2005, 08:06 PM	#1513 (permalink)
Adrian Wong Da Boss Join Date: 10 Oct 2002 Location: In front of my ASUS F8V notebook! Posts: 30,146 Reputation: 3081 Rep Power: 67	That must be a real humbling experience, if it's true. __________________ Dr. Adrian Wong Tech ARP \| Blog @ Tech ARP \| The Free Trade Zone DYKT : The only offshore account I have is at the sand bank? Keep Tech ARP free! Visit our sponsors! We need PROGRAMMERS and TECHNICAL WRITERS! Contact us if you are a hot shot programmer or technical writer! My items for sale : 50x SD Card \| Memory Stick PRO \| Cyclone Energy Saver \| Seiko SS watch \| Tiger/Carlsberg beer jugs \| Travel Speakers \| Motorola V600 \| Nokia N90 SOLD! \| New Lowepro Mini Trekker AW Other items for sale @ the FTZ : Zalman CNPS9500 LED @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7700 Cu @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7000 Cu @ $20 \| Swarovski bracelet watches \| Dell 17" LCD \| Hi-Fi speakers \| English DIVX movies \| HP LaserJet toners! \| Office chairs

15th Nov 2005, 08:54 PM	#1514 (permalink)
Papercut Hyperactive Join Date: 14 Jul 2004 Location: Singapore! Posts: 4,991 Reputation: 2428 Rep Power: 33	Hahahahaha Doesn't surprise me one bit __________________ PC Specs "Use in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight. Keep out of reach of n00bs. Overclock within 24 hours of opening. Do not read instructions before proceeding, do not use only as directed. May cause frustration, late nights and empty wallets. If symptoms persist please consult your hardware professional."

20th Nov 2005, 02:31 AM	#1517 (permalink)
Adrian Wong Da Boss Join Date: 10 Oct 2002 Location: In front of my ASUS F8V notebook! Posts: 30,146 Reputation: 3081 Rep Power: 67	ROTFL!!! Great jokes, Jet!!! __________________ Dr. Adrian Wong Tech ARP \| Blog @ Tech ARP \| The Free Trade Zone DYKT : The only offshore account I have is at the sand bank? Keep Tech ARP free! Visit our sponsors! We need PROGRAMMERS and TECHNICAL WRITERS! Contact us if you are a hot shot programmer or technical writer! My items for sale : 50x SD Card \| Memory Stick PRO \| Cyclone Energy Saver \| Seiko SS watch \| Tiger/Carlsberg beer jugs \| Travel Speakers \| Motorola V600 \| Nokia N90 SOLD! \| New Lowepro Mini Trekker AW Other items for sale @ the FTZ : Zalman CNPS9500 LED @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7700 Cu @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7000 Cu @ $20 \| Swarovski bracelet watches \| Dell 17" LCD \| Hi-Fi speakers \| English DIVX movies \| HP LaserJet toners! \| Office chairs

15th Nov 2005, 07:13 AM	#1511 (permalink)
Jet Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 5 Sep 2004 Posts: 6,694 Reputation: 1274 Rep Power: 23	ROTFLMAO!! I'm gonna faint.

20th Nov 2005, 04:33 AM	#1518 (permalink)
zachig Active Join Date: 9 Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere Posts: 782 Reputation: 232 Rep Power: 6	Yeah, great jokes, Jet!!! I really liked the one with the Rabi and the Priest!!!

23rd Nov 2005, 07:37 AM	#1520 (permalink)
Jet Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 5 Sep 2004 Posts: 6,694 Reputation: 1274 Rep Power: 23	ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!