the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!!

[lee_what2004]

President Bush received an letter, written a code: 370HSSV-0773H
He didn't understand it so he told his followers to decipher it.
The code went through FBI, CIA, NSA, etc. None of it succeed.
Then, there's a kid take a look on the code and say: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

[Adrian Wong]

Originally Posted by lee_what2004

ROTFL!!! That's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[Mac Daddy]

Originally Posted by lee_what2004

Seen that still LOLing from the first time ... and its TRUE !!

[lee_what2004]

Two women went home drunkly.
When they were walking on a graveyard, they had a stomachache.
Because they couldn't hold it anymore, they pup at the graveyard.
After finished, they were confused as they didn't bring any tissue.

The first woman, used her underwear and threw it away.
The second woman, cleanse her using some paper from the graveyard.

They went home after that.
At the next morning, their husband where having a conversation. "OMG, don't trust our wives. Yesterday, my wife came home drunk with no underwear!!!" said first husband.
The second husband said,"Yours still ok. Me, when I woke up, I saw a card slipped on my wifes ass, written "You are the best. We, your colleagues, will never forget you." ..........??

p/s. How to translate "rekan-rekan sekerja" ? I feel akward translate it to "the companies co-workers"

[Adrian Wong]

Originally Posted by lee_what2004

p/s. How to translate "rekan-rekan sekerja" ? I feel akward translate it to "the companies co-workers"

ROTFL!! That's funny!!

You can use colleagues.

[Chai]

Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

[Adrian Wong]

ROTFL!! That's remarkably true!

[lee_what2004]

No place feels like home

[lee_what2004]

Egg Donor

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

[Adrian Wong]

ROTFL!! She will need a calculator!