the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!!

[Chai]

LOL! I read that this guy got fired, and it's a true story!

[pyroboy1911]

Originally Posted by Chai

LOL! I read that this guy got fired, and it's a true story!

wat the...the customer should be sued for being too stupid!!

[Adrian Wong]

Originally Posted by Chai

LOL! I read that this guy got fired, and it's a true story!

Seriously???

[lee_what2004]

Originally Posted by Adrian Wong

Seriously???

I also read it somewhere, long time ago.
says it is a true story.
forgotten till Chai mention it

[lee_what2004]

Learning How To Be Sarcastic From Your Wife

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”

“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

[Adrian Wong]

The Rescue

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

[Adrian Wong]

Stumpy and His Wife

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."

And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."

Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

I think she deserved it.

[lee_what2004]

Originally Posted by Adrian Wong

I think she deserved it.

this is business...

[Chai]

Originally Posted by Adrian Wong

I think she deserved it.

Oops!

[Mac Daddy]

Too funny