the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!!

[Yukirin]

"Better Health Plan"

I think the benefactor will goes

[Chai]

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and Tapped
Him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, Nearly
Hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a Large
Plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the Still
Shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of Me.'
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't Realize
A mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today Is my
First day driving a cab...................
I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'

[Mac Daddy]

Now that would be a shocker Chai lol

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention
in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When
he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off
down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized
shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel
where the Madam responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00."

"That's more like it!!!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then pointing to an 85 year old woman he said, "I'm sorry though, but she has seniority"

[Adrian Wong]

Originally Posted by Mac Daddy

Now that would be a shocker Chai lol

ROTFL!! That's the problem with unions!

[Adrian Wong]

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

[Mac Daddy]

Ohh now thats not good for job security

[Adrian Wong]

Here's an excellent example of Chinglish...

I really wouldn't know how to order in this restaurant!

[Chai]

Originally Posted by Adrian Wong

Here's an excellent example of Chinglish...

I really wouldn't know how to order in this restaurant!

Must be using online translator!

[Adrian Wong]

Originally Posted by Chai

Must be using online translator!

I really wonder who will order the last dish in the menu.

[Mac Daddy]

Originally Posted by Adrian Wong

Here's an excellent example of Chinglish...

I really wouldn't know how to order in this restaurant!