the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!!

[lee_what2004]

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse", she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

"O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.

"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.

His mother then says, "Johnny, please don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!"

[Adrian Wong]

ROTFL!! That's funny! I'll bet everyone had a different idea of what it was about!

[Mac Daddy]

Good one Lee

[Chai]

Good joke!

[lee_what2004]

Millionaire Question

A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."

The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.

So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes.

The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"

[Adrian Wong]

Hehe.. I wonder if she said yes...

But it will be really sad if she adds, "Only if it's Mr. Hand".

[generalRage1982hrv]

hehehehehhehe

[Mac Daddy]

Originally Posted by Adrian Wong

Hehe.. I wonder if she said yes...

But it will be really sad if she adds, "Only if it's Mr. Hand".

Or Palmela Lee Anderson

Another good one


Lets see what Pink has to say on the subject
YouTube - Pink - U and Ur hand

[lee_what2004]

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

[Yukirin]

LOL nice one. Make me wonder that 'bull' could have taken Viagra grass/milk everyday.