the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!!

[Chai]

Originally Posted by lee_what2004

well, you get the idea

Wow...I wouldn't call that a joke...

[Unixlord]

That's what I would do.

[Falcone]

Education starts early...

[Papercut]

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Hehehe.

Yes it's work safe, etc etc.

[Chai]

Originally Posted by Papercut

Images 4

Hehehe.

Yes it's work safe, etc etc.

LOL! stupid joke lmao!

[strawroot]

IT Guys...
Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says

the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got
into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special"

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"Then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."

"Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?"

"It's a 1 GB RAM and mobile Internet connectivity card and
180GB HARDDISK, Wi-Fi, DVD-Writer......................"

i like this!!!

Baby boy or baby girl?

Two little babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the
other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.

"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and
find out."

He carefully manoeuvred himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly
disappeared beneath the blankets.

After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got pink socks and
I've got blue ones."

WERE YOU THINKING WHAT ALL NAUGHTY PEOPLE THINK,

[lee_what2004]

Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.

'Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,' suggested the eldest son.

The doctor soon arrived and the situation was explained to him.

'Now, you don't have to worry about anything,' said the doctor. 'I am fully trained in such delicate matters and I feel sure I can break this news to her gently. I assure you, there is absolutely no need for you to fear for her health. Everything will be quite safe if left to me.'

The doctor went in to see the old lady and gradually brought the conversation around to football pools.

'Tell me,' said the doctor, 'what would you do if you had a large win on the pools - say one million pounds?'

'Why,' replied the old lady, 'I'd give half of it to you, of course.'

The doctor fell down dead with shock.

what would you do?

[Adrian Wong]

Originally Posted by strawroot

i like this!!!

LOL!!!! That's one smart baby boy.

[Adrian Wong]

Originally Posted by lee_what2004

what would you do?

LOL!!! I would just kiss her and say THANK YOU!!!!

[Unixlord]

That's a lot of money. But is it enough to make you crazy enough to kiss a 90 year old grandma?