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Old 9th Aug 2004, 09:15 PM   #321 (permalink)
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Old 12th Aug 2004, 09:00 AM   #322 (permalink)
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The Pope and the Sikh

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community. If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave. The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Santa Singh to represent them. Santa Singh asked for one addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Santa Singh & the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand & showed three fingers. Santa Singh looked back at him & raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Santa Singh pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer & a glass of wine. Santa Singh pulled out an apple.

The Pope stood up & said I give up. This man is just too good. The Sikhs can stay.

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what had happened.

The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground & showing that God was also right here with us.I pulled out the wine & wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Santa Singh."What
happened?" they asked.

"Well," said Santa Singh, "First he said to me that the Sikhs had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sikhs. I pointed down to let him know that we were staying right here in this land."

"Yes, yes & then???" asked the crowd.

"I don't know", said Santa Singh, "He took out his lunch & I took out mine!"
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Old 12th Aug 2004, 04:58 PM   #323 (permalink)
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Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women

#11 A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger."
#10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 You can keep one handgun on the road and another at home.
#8 If you admire a man's handgun and tell him so, he'll let
you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a back-up.
#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 A handgun doesn't take up alot of closet space.
#4 Handguns function normally everyday of the month.
#3 A handgun doesn't ask... 'Do these new grips make me look
fat?'
#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the #1 reason why handguns are better than women...

You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
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Its soft serve...
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Old 15th Aug 2004, 11:03 PM   #327 (permalink)
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Change tone little bit after Dasky's gory-cupid humor...

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Introduction to Chinese
Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table.
Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting.
Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift.
Dum Gai A stupid person.
Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention.
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Came across this and a bit sien (translation: bored, fed up) at work, so here is a random post!

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How is business done? Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I will choose my own bride.
Jack: But the girl is Bill Gates'sdaughter.
Son : Well, in that case...

Next, Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry.
Jack: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates : Ah, in that case...

Finally, Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President : But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Jack: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President : Ah, in that case.....

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Old 22nd Aug 2004, 03:38 AM   #330 (permalink)
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