the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!! - Page 53

Adrian Wong · 2nd Dec 2004, 01:20 AM

Another joke from the mailbox..

Quote:

>"Its not a Bastard. That means he wanna stay forever by your side"
>"Then he kissed me..."
>"Did he kiss you like this?"
>"Yes, Doctor. He kissed me just exactly like how you're kissing me
>now."
>"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you cant call him "Bastard".
>That means he adores you."
>"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobie, Doc..."
>"Like this?"
>"Yes, Doctor... he did it like that"
>"Its not a behaviour of a bastard. It means he protects you"
>"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "
>"Did you resist?"
>"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love him..."
>"Did he took off your clothes like this ?"
>"Yes, Doctor. Until Im completely naked like now......"
>"He still doesnt deserve to be called "Bastard, because it means he
>wanna learn about your body completely"
>"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me..."
>.....
>.....
>.....
>.....
>.....
>"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"
>"Yes, Doctor. exactly the same"
>"You cant still call him Bastard. It means he needs you."
>"But then he told me that he has AIDS"
>
>"Damn!!!!! @$&^$&*%#)(&$)(#*@_(#
>BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!!!!!"
>All the staff outside were shocked to hear the psychiatrist
>screaming......

zy · 2nd Dec 2004, 03:31 AM

LOL .. good jokes adrian

yahoo · 8th Dec 2004, 06:10 AM

Jet · 8th Dec 2004, 08:22 PM

MUAHAHAHA!!

There are so many funny jokes when i'm not around.

I like the doc one..

PsYkHoTiK · 9th Dec 2004, 02:21 AM

I heard that joke before, but it was gonorrhea

playahata123789 · 11th Dec 2004, 10:19 AM

nice adrian, and the chinese accent joke was funny also.

this next one should only be tried on english literate people:

go up to someone, and ask them to say "silk" 5 times. then ask then what cows drink. chances are they'll say milk

next one:
ask some one what "p-o-p" spells, "h-o-p" spells, "c-o-p" spells, and "m-o-p" spells. then ask them what you do at a green light, chances are they'll say stop

lol, i learned these today.

siddiq · 13th Dec 2004, 08:56 AM

dunno u guys but this dman funny. usher and his father

Adrian Wong · 13th Dec 2004, 09:59 AM

ROTFL!!

They do look similar, don't they?

siddiq · 13th Dec 2004, 10:03 AM

ya. totaly. but the god actor already dead. reace in peace dude.

Jet · 13th Dec 2004, 12:20 PM

ROTFL..

They do look the same..

2nd Dec 2004, 03:31 AM	#522 (permalink)
zy Dead Join Date: 16 Dec 2002 Location: Penang,Malaysia - Buffalo,New York Posts: 12,842 Reputation: 1998 Rep Power: 37	LOL .. good jokes adrian __________________ current: P4-3.2\|P4P800-Deluxe\|512x4-DDR\|NV6600 WD2500KS\|WD5000AAKS\|AD-7191A\|1860NX\|Z2300\|MP470 home (malaysia): P4C-2.6@3.1-StockHSF\|AI7\|256x2-BT-D43\|512x2-DT-D43\|A9600XT-VIVO WD1200JB\|2xWD2500KS\|DRU-800A\|DVD-E616P\|LTR-52327S\|152x\|V.S.4121\|iP1500 laptop: M1210\|T7200\|2GBDDR667\|160GB5K160\|GO7400

8th Dec 2004, 06:10 AM	#523 (permalink)
yahoo Newbie Join Date: 19 Nov 2004 Posts: 7 Reputation: 0 Rep Power: 0	Free Woman __________________ Don't Click

9th Dec 2004, 02:21 AM	#525 (permalink)
PsYkHoTiK "Little" Devil Join Date: 8 Apr 2004 Location: On the "throne" Posts: 14,323 Reputation: 4003 Rep Power: 59	I heard that joke before, but it was gonorrhea __________________ Intel SLAPL 4.3GHz @ 1.35v : 2x2GB OCZ Platinum DDR2 1066 : Asus P5K Premium : WD Raptor X : G92 8800GTS 512mb 800MHz Core WIP : XFi Platinum : Silverstone OP650 : Silverstone TJ-07 : Vista Ultimate Edition : Dtek FuZion CPU : Swiftech MCW60 : MCP655 : Thermochill PA120.3 w Scythe Ultra Kaze : Tygon R3603 1/2" ID 3/4" OD CPU-Z: SLAPL : SLA9U : FX-55 : DDR 600 : VX www.techarp.com

13th Dec 2004, 08:56 AM	#527 (permalink)
siddiq Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Kuching, Sarawak , Malaysia Posts: 5,899 Reputation: 460 Rep Power: 15	dunno u guys but this dman funny. usher and his father __________________ JOIN ARP WHATPULSE TEAM!

13th Dec 2004, 09:59 AM	#528 (permalink)
Adrian Wong Da Boss Join Date: 10 Oct 2002 Location: In front of my ASUS F8V notebook! Posts: 30,146 Reputation: 3081 Rep Power: 67	ROTFL!! They do look similar, don't they? __________________ Dr. Adrian Wong Tech ARP \| Blog @ Tech ARP \| The Free Trade Zone DYKT : The only offshore account I have is at the sand bank? Keep Tech ARP free! Visit our sponsors! We need PROGRAMMERS and TECHNICAL WRITERS! Contact us if you are a hot shot programmer or technical writer! My items for sale : 50x SD Card \| Memory Stick PRO \| Cyclone Energy Saver \| Seiko SS watch \| Tiger/Carlsberg beer jugs \| Travel Speakers \| Motorola V600 \| Nokia N90 SOLD! \| New Lowepro Mini Trekker AW Other items for sale @ the FTZ : Zalman CNPS9500 LED @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7700 Cu @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7000 Cu @ $20 \| Swarovski bracelet watches \| Dell 17" LCD \| Hi-Fi speakers \| English DIVX movies \| HP LaserJet toners! \| Office chairs

8th Dec 2004, 08:22 PM	#524 (permalink)
Jet Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 5 Sep 2004 Posts: 6,694 Reputation: 1274 Rep Power: 23	MUAHAHAHA!! There are so many funny jokes when i'm not around. I like the doc one..

11th Dec 2004, 10:19 AM	#526 (permalink)
playahata123789 Super Active Join Date: 11 Dec 2003 Location: TEXAS Posts: 1,881 Reputation: 40 Rep Power: 6	nice adrian, and the chinese accent joke was funny also. this next one should only be tried on english literate people: go up to someone, and ask them to say "silk" 5 times. then ask then what cows drink. chances are they'll say milk next one: ask some one what "p-o-p" spells, "h-o-p" spells, "c-o-p" spells, and "m-o-p" spells. then ask them what you do at a green light, chances are they'll say stop lol, i learned these today.

13th Dec 2004, 10:03 AM	#529 (permalink)
siddiq Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Kuching, Sarawak , Malaysia Posts: 5,899 Reputation: 460 Rep Power: 15	ya. totaly. but the god actor already dead. reace in peace dude. __________________ JOIN ARP WHATPULSE TEAM!

13th Dec 2004, 12:20 PM	#530 (permalink)
Jet Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 5 Sep 2004 Posts: 6,694 Reputation: 1274 Rep Power: 23	ROTFL.. They do look the same..