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Adrian Wong · 16th Dec 2004, 08:00 PM

Here are some tragic comics..

Adrian Wong · 16th Dec 2004, 08:01 PM

One more!

siddiq · 16th Dec 2004, 10:31 PM

good one boss!! the death joke. wahaha

siddiq · 18th Dec 2004, 05:48 PM

tkaen from lowyat. damn funny. haha

CLICK HERE

siddiq · 18th Dec 2004, 05:53 PM

is this posted before ? but funny ler.

Quote:

Friends are like underwear, always a comfort.

Good friends are like condom always protecting.
Great friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.

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The sad life of a penis " I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, my

relatives are nuts, my neighbor's an a**hole and my best friend's a pu**y."
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Engineering.

Why are WOMEN the best ENGINEERS in the WORLD?

Because they can DEMOLISH an ERECTION without damaging the STRUCTURE!

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Don't make love to a policewoman; she will say "STOP".

Don't make love to a nurse, she will say "NEXT",

but make love to a bus conductor, she will say, "MASUK DALAM !!"
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Man : I want to buy a condom

Salesgirl : May I hold your penis for size? Give him an 'M'. Wait ...

Give him 'L'..wait...give him 'XL'... Oh shit.... Give me a TISSUE .....
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An Arab interview at the US Checkpoint.

Officer: Your name please?
Arab Guy: Abdul Aziz

Officer: Sex?
Arab Guy: Six times a week.

Officer: I mean male or female?
Arab Guy: Doesn't matter, sometimes even a camel.

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Dracula asks God " May I reincarnate into a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"

God said "OK, I'll turn you into a KOTEX !!!"
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Teacher : Why do you rub oil on your head whenever I am teaching?

Student : Last night, I heard my mum told my dad, rub oil on the HEAD. If not, cannot go in.
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British aged 90 marries a 16 year old. He has a baby every year and bragged that his engine was turbo. When the fifth was born, the nurse said "Check engine oil, baby is black".

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A man went to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor said he had penis cancer.
He went home, upset, shouted at his wife in anger, "SEE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING!"

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Farmer ordered a MILKING MACHINE. Tried it on his penis and had a wonderful orgasm,

but can't remove it. So, he reads the manual and faints. It says "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITRES".
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Teacher : Why do cows look depressed when being milked?

Student : Madam, if someone rubs and squeeze your breasts for 2 hours but don't f**k you, how would you feel?

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Woman asked God to make the penis pretty.

He said no way. Now it's ugly and you suck it. If it is pretty, you would eat it.
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siddiq · 18th Dec 2004, 06:04 PM

another one. mauahahahah

hahahhaa

Jet · 18th Dec 2004, 06:13 PM

Nice joke Siddiq..

Adrian Wong · 18th Dec 2004, 06:51 PM

ROTFL!!

Good jokes!

PsYkHoTiK · 18th Dec 2004, 06:58 PM

ROTFLMAO!

I'll turn you into a KOTEX! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

That was hilarious!

Chai · 18th Dec 2004, 07:59 PM

Women are so complex!

16th Dec 2004, 10:31 PM	#543 (permalink)
siddiq Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Kuching, Sarawak , Malaysia Posts: 5,899 Reputation: 460 Rep Power: 15	good one boss!! the death joke. wahaha __________________ JOIN ARP WHATPULSE TEAM!

18th Dec 2004, 05:48 PM	#544 (permalink)
siddiq Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Kuching, Sarawak , Malaysia Posts: 5,899 Reputation: 460 Rep Power: 15	tkaen from lowyat. damn funny. haha CLICK HERE __________________ JOIN ARP WHATPULSE TEAM!

18th Dec 2004, 06:04 PM	#546 (permalink)
siddiq Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Kuching, Sarawak , Malaysia Posts: 5,899 Reputation: 460 Rep Power: 15	another one. mauahahahah hahahhaa __________________ JOIN ARP WHATPULSE TEAM!

18th Dec 2004, 06:51 PM	#548 (permalink)
Adrian Wong Da Boss Join Date: 10 Oct 2002 Location: In front of my ASUS F8V notebook! Posts: 30,146 Reputation: 3081 Rep Power: 67	ROTFL!! Good jokes! __________________ Dr. Adrian Wong Tech ARP \| Blog @ Tech ARP \| The Free Trade Zone DYKT : The only offshore account I have is at the sand bank? Keep Tech ARP free! Visit our sponsors! We need PROGRAMMERS and TECHNICAL WRITERS! Contact us if you are a hot shot programmer or technical writer! My items for sale : 50x SD Card \| Memory Stick PRO \| Cyclone Energy Saver \| Seiko SS watch \| Tiger/Carlsberg beer jugs \| Travel Speakers \| Motorola V600 \| Nokia N90 SOLD! \| New Lowepro Mini Trekker AW Other items for sale @ the FTZ : Zalman CNPS9500 LED @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7700 Cu @ $20 \| Zalman CNPS7000 Cu @ $20 \| Swarovski bracelet watches \| Dell 17" LCD \| Hi-Fi speakers \| English DIVX movies \| HP LaserJet toners! \| Office chairs

18th Dec 2004, 06:58 PM	#549 (permalink)
PsYkHoTiK "Little" Devil Join Date: 8 Apr 2004 Location: On the "throne" Posts: 14,323 Reputation: 4003 Rep Power: 59	ROTFLMAO! I'll turn you into a KOTEX! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That was hilarious! __________________ Intel SLAPL 4.3GHz @ 1.35v : 2x2GB OCZ Platinum DDR2 1066 : Asus P5K Premium : WD Raptor X : G92 8800GTS 512mb 800MHz Core WIP : XFi Platinum : Silverstone OP650 : Silverstone TJ-07 : Vista Ultimate Edition : Dtek FuZion CPU : Swiftech MCW60 : MCP655 : Thermochill PA120.3 w Scythe Ultra Kaze : Tygon R3603 1/2" ID 3/4" OD CPU-Z: SLAPL : SLA9U : FX-55 : DDR 600 : VX www.techarp.com

18th Dec 2004, 06:13 PM	#547 (permalink)
Jet Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 5 Sep 2004 Posts: 6,694 Reputation: 1274 Rep Power: 23	Nice joke Siddiq..

18th Dec 2004, 07:59 PM	#550 (permalink)
Chai Administrator Join Date: 6 Oct 2002 Location: Maranello Posts: 26,760 Reputation: 3984 Rep Power: 72	Women are so complex! __________________ Chai (Contributor & Forum Admin) http://www.techarp.com/