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PsYkHoTiK · 19th Dec 2004, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chai

Women are so complex!

Tell me about it...

But the switch thing really did it justice...

Chai · 19th Dec 2004, 10:18 AM

I like the On Off switch for the man!

PsYkHoTiK · 19th Dec 2004, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chai

I like the On Off switch for the man!

Yeah! LOL! The girl one has loads of switches. buttons and dials...

The airbags one is funny too...

Jet · 19th Dec 2004, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Teacher : Why do cows look depressed when being milked?

Student : Madam, if someone rubs and squeeze your breasts for 2 hours but don't f**k you, how would you feel?

This is the best..

I wonder how the teacher felt about that..

PsYkHoTiK · 19th Dec 2004, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

This is the best..

I wonder how the teacher felt about that..

Congratulations, you have won a free trip to The principals office, do not pass go, do not collect $200...

hyper_raider · 22nd Dec 2004, 04:57 PM

i neva posted in here before and i donno if this has been posted before but here goes...

Quote:

Why does our Government insist on using English for maths and science?
This is because globally, people use English as the main IT language at this moment. How dangerous it is if we were to try using Bahasa for out IT education, especially in school.

See examples below
*hardware = barangkeras
*software = baranglembut
*joystick = batang gembira
*plug and play = cucuk dan main
*port = lubang
*server = pelayan
*client = pelanggan

Try translating this:
ENGLISH:
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."

BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan

i know some of our international members might not be able to understand this...but oh well..

Deepthroat · 22nd Dec 2004, 05:16 PM

ROFLMAO

good 1

PsYkHoTiK · 22nd Dec 2004, 05:21 PM

ROTFLMAO! GOOD one!

CleanSerious5 · 22nd Dec 2004, 07:59 PM

http://www.penny-arcade.com
funny comics.

Jet · 22nd Dec 2004, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CleanSerious5

http://www.penny-arcade.com
funny comics.

Post here la..

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