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ToyotaFreak · 11th Jan 2005, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zy

rear back of the car always making "clog" "clog" sound on uneven roads..

how ?

Check Suspension.

Chai · 12th Jan 2005, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zy

rear back of the car always making "clog" "clog" sound on uneven roads..

how ?

Hey, even my car also got 'clog' 'clog' sound ok?

And it's not suspension related.

Ok, better go back to topic.

zy · 12th Jan 2005, 12:40 AM

but only from the left rear side

ok .. really off topic

siddiq · 18th Jan 2005, 01:32 AM

this is totally funny. doraemon shud see this.,

WHAT IS SUZIKA DOING?

heres come nobita

zy · 18th Jan 2005, 02:35 AM

falling a sleep ?

Deepthroat · 18th Jan 2005, 04:16 AM

ROFL

i didn't get it at 1st
but gotta put on my dirty thinkin cap

good 1

Deepthroat · 18th Jan 2005, 04:20 AM

here's a good 1
some of u might have read this be4

Quote:

A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”

“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.”

“Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.”

Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”

“That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend.

“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.” Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”

The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”

“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now.

“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”

“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”

“Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”

“Because you got an F in sex.”

ESP · 18th Jan 2005, 09:08 AM

Have anyone heard this before?

A young girl wearing a short skirt was walking back home from school one day. On her way home, she saw an old man standing under a coconut tree. The old man noticed her and then walked up to the girl and said, “Will you climb up this coconut tree and pluck a coconut for me? ” The little girl replied, “Why should I?” The old man told her, “If you help me, I’ll pay you $2.” Thinking that there’s no harm in doing it and at the same time, she can get some pocket money, she agreed.
And so she climbed up the tree. While she was busy plucking the coconut at the top, the old man under the tree then took a peep at her underwear.
When she got the coconut down, the old man handed a $2 note to her. She ran back home happily with the money that she got and went to tell her mother about it. “Mummy, Mummy! I got $2 today. ”
After the girl finished telling her mother about what happened earlier, her mother scolded her, “Why are you so stupid?!! That old man is a sex pervert! He just wanted you to climb up that coconut tree so that he can peep at your panties!!! ” The girl told her mother, “Don’t worry Mummy. I won’t let him see my panties again.”
The next day, on her way back from school, the little girl saw the same old man again, at the same coconut tree. The old man again, asked her to climb up the coconut tree to pluck a coconut for him and in return, he will give her $2. The girl told him, “No! Mummy said that you are a sex pervert and I’m not going to help you this time.” The old man paused, and then he said, “Hmm, how about $4?” “Erm…No!” replied the girl. Old man quickly offered her $6.
“$6?” She hesitated for a while before finally agreed to it. So she did the same thing like yesterday and went back home joyfully.
Back home, she called out to her mother, “Mummy, Mummy! I got $6 today!” When the girl told her mother about the old man again, she scolded her, “Didn’t I told you about that old pervert!? Why did you let him see your panties again?” But the girl told her mum, “Don’t worry Mummy, he didn’t get to see my panties this time.” Surprised, her mother asked her why and the girl said,
“Because I didn’t wear any today.”

zy · 18th Jan 2005, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deepthroat

ROFL

i didn't get it at 1st
but gotta put on my dirty thinkin cap

good 1

same here.. took me few minutes to figure it out

suddenly the thread becomes a ... adult jokes ?

Deepthroat .. i like that one.. F in sex

deb_who · 18th Jan 2005, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESP

...........“Because I didn’t wear any today.”

Haha! Silly Lil Girl... Hehe!

12th Jan 2005, 12:40 AM	#633 (permalink)
zy Dead Join Date: 16 Dec 2002 Location: Penang,Malaysia - Buffalo,New York Posts: 12,842 Reputation: 1998 Rep Power: 37	but only from the left rear side ok .. really off topic __________________ current: P4-3.2\|P4P800-Deluxe\|512x4-DDR\|NV6600 WD2500KS\|WD5000AAKS\|AD-7191A\|1860NX\|Z2300\|MP470 home (malaysia): P4C-2.6@3.1-StockHSF\|AI7\|256x2-BT-D43\|512x2-DT-D43\|A9600XT-VIVO WD1200JB\|2xWD2500KS\|DRU-800A\|DVD-E616P\|LTR-52327S\|152x\|V.S.4121\|iP1500 laptop: M1210\|T7200\|2GBDDR667\|160GB5K160\|GO7400

18th Jan 2005, 01:32 AM	#634 (permalink)
siddiq Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Kuching, Sarawak , Malaysia Posts: 5,899 Reputation: 460 Rep Power: 15	this is totally funny. doraemon shud see this., WHAT IS SUZIKA DOING? heres come nobita __________________ JOIN ARP WHATPULSE TEAM!

18th Jan 2005, 02:35 AM	#635 (permalink)
zy Dead Join Date: 16 Dec 2002 Location: Penang,Malaysia - Buffalo,New York Posts: 12,842 Reputation: 1998 Rep Power: 37	falling a sleep ? __________________ current: P4-3.2\|P4P800-Deluxe\|512x4-DDR\|NV6600 WD2500KS\|WD5000AAKS\|AD-7191A\|1860NX\|Z2300\|MP470 home (malaysia): P4C-2.6@3.1-StockHSF\|AI7\|256x2-BT-D43\|512x2-DT-D43\|A9600XT-VIVO WD1200JB\|2xWD2500KS\|DRU-800A\|DVD-E616P\|LTR-52327S\|152x\|V.S.4121\|iP1500 laptop: M1210\|T7200\|2GBDDR667\|160GB5K160\|GO7400

18th Jan 2005, 04:16 AM	#636 (permalink)
Deepthroat Getting there Join Date: 27 Jun 2004 Location: Selangor, Malaysia Posts: 182 Reputation: 8 Rep Power: 5	ROFL i didn't get it at 1st but gotta put on my dirty thinkin cap good 1 __________________

18th Jan 2005, 09:08 AM	#638 (permalink)
ESP Super Active Join Date: 8 Jan 2005 Posts: 2,121 Reputation: 715 Rep Power: 13	Have anyone heard this before? A young girl wearing a short skirt was walking back home from school one day. On her way home, she saw an old man standing under a coconut tree. The old man noticed her and then walked up to the girl and said, “Will you climb up this coconut tree and pluck a coconut for me? ” The little girl replied, “Why should I?” The old man told her, “If you help me, I’ll pay you $2.” Thinking that there’s no harm in doing it and at the same time, she can get some pocket money, she agreed. And so she climbed up the tree. While she was busy plucking the coconut at the top, the old man under the tree then took a peep at her underwear. When she got the coconut down, the old man handed a $2 note to her. She ran back home happily with the money that she got and went to tell her mother about it. “Mummy, Mummy! I got $2 today. ” After the girl finished telling her mother about what happened earlier, her mother scolded her, “Why are you so stupid?!! That old man is a sex pervert! He just wanted you to climb up that coconut tree so that he can peep at your panties!!! ” The girl told her mother, “Don’t worry Mummy. I won’t let him see my panties again.” The next day, on her way back from school, the little girl saw the same old man again, at the same coconut tree. The old man again, asked her to climb up the coconut tree to pluck a coconut for him and in return, he will give her $2. The girl told him, “No! Mummy said that you are a sex pervert and I’m not going to help you this time.” The old man paused, and then he said, “Hmm, how about $4?” “Erm…No!” replied the girl. Old man quickly offered her $6. “$6?” She hesitated for a while before finally agreed to it. So she did the same thing like yesterday and went back home joyfully. Back home, she called out to her mother, “Mummy, Mummy! I got $6 today!” When the girl told her mother about the old man again, she scolded her, “Didn’t I told you about that old pervert!? Why did you let him see your panties again?” But the girl told her mum, “Don’t worry Mummy, he didn’t get to see my panties this time.” Surprised, her mother asked her why and the girl said, “Because I didn’t wear any today.” __________________ -eSp-