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Adrian Wong · 30th May 2005, 11:09 PM

Hehe.. Here's something for tonight.

Quote:

Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so
badly burnt that the morgue needed
someone to identify the body. They called
up his two best friends, Ah Beng and Muthu.

Ah Beng went in first and the mortician
pulled back the sheet. Ah Beng said,"Wah,
he's very barbecued like 'char siu'. Please
roll him over, and I will tell you whether
if he's my friend Ahmad or not."

The mortician rolled the body over and Ah
Beng looked at his*****and immediately
said, "No-lah, that isn't Ahmad."
The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything.

He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body.
Muthu looked closely and said,"Yes, it is
true he's burnt very badly, but roll him
over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."

Again the mortician rolled the body over and
Muthu looked down at the*****and said, "Oh
thank goodness, this is not Ahmad!!"

The mortician was extremely puzzled, and
unable to stand it any longer, he asked,
"Okay, you have to tell me now - how can
you and Ah Beng tell whether it is Ahmad
just by looking at the ass?"

Muthu replied, "It's simple really. Well
you see, Ahmad had two *******s!"

"What?!!" the mortician said with disbelief,
"He had two *******s?!!"

"Oh yes! Everyone in Penang Road knows
this because everytime the three of us
go out, people always say, "Here comes
Ahmad with the two *******s."

Papercut · 30th May 2005, 11:14 PM

Haha

Can you edit it and add in the censored words? Would make the joke easier to understand

Adrian Wong · 30th May 2005, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papercut

Haha

Can you edit it and add in the censored words? Would make the joke easier to understand

There's no need actually. They explained it in the lower part of the joke.

They were talking about his *******.

siddiq · 30th May 2005, 11:55 PM

cannot understand

ESP · 31st May 2005, 12:03 AM

The two *******s were referring to Ah Beng and Muthu.

But what is *****?

siddiq · 31st May 2005, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESP

The two assholes were referring to Ah Beng and Muthu.

But what is *****?

thx My Fellow jedi. you enlighten me

Adrian Wong · 31st May 2005, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESP

The two assholes were referring to Ah Beng and Muthu.

But what is *****?

My reply was censored.

Chai · 31st May 2005, 12:36 AM

Hey, I didn't enable censor...

But I hope the members don't abuse it.

ESP · 31st May 2005, 01:49 AM

Oops. Ok. I have edited my post. But I would really like to know what is *****.

Jet · 31st May 2005, 08:10 AM

ROTFL!!!!

Damn funny man..

But i dunno what is *****. at first i thought it was P3n!5..

30th May 2005, 11:14 PM	#972 (permalink)
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30th May 2005, 11:55 PM	#974 (permalink)
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31st May 2005, 12:03 AM	#975 (permalink)
ESP Super Active Join Date: 8 Jan 2005 Posts: 2,121 Reputation: 715 Rep Power: 13	The two *****s were referring to Ah Beng and Muthu. But what is *? __________________ -eSp-** Last edited by ESP : 31st May 2005 at 01:47 AM.

31st May 2005, 12:36 AM	#978 (permalink)
Chai Administrator Join Date: 6 Oct 2002 Location: Maranello Posts: 26,760 Reputation: 3984 Rep Power: 72	Hey, I didn't enable censor... But I hope the members don't abuse it. __________________ Chai (Contributor & Forum Admin) http://www.techarp.com/

31st May 2005, 01:49 AM	#979 (permalink)
ESP Super Active Join Date: 8 Jan 2005 Posts: 2,121 Reputation: 715 Rep Power: 13	Oops. Ok. I have edited my post. But I would really like to know what is ***. __________________ -eSp-**

31st May 2005, 08:10 AM	#980 (permalink)
Jet Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 5 Sep 2004 Posts: 6,694 Reputation: 1274 Rep Power: 23	ROTFL!!!! Damn funny man.. But i dunno what is *****. at first i thought it was P3n!5..