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Jet · 31st May 2005, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Little Johnny farts in the classroom again. This is not the first
time he has done this and his teacher gets really upset with him this time and sends him out. He goes and sits outside the class but he can't stop laughing.

The principle walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He says, "Now, Johnny, what are you doing sitting out here laughing ?"

Little Johnny says, "I fart in class and Miss threw me out"

The principle says, "Quite rightly! So, why are you laughing ?"

Little Johnny says, "Cause those silly buggars are still sitting in
class with the result of my fart, and they put me outside in this
beautiful fresh air!"

Adrian Wong · 31st May 2005, 02:49 PM

ROTFL!!! That's a GOOD one!

ESP · 31st May 2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

ROTFL!!!!

Damn funny man..

But i dunno what is *****. at first i thought it was P3n!5..

Me too. I thought it was that thing but it's apparently not.

Nice fart joke by the way.

digitalvoice · 1st Jun 2005, 09:49 AM

Dear (Deer)?...

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper. He knows his 2 kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is. So he did not tell them what it was.

His little boy Jimmy keeps asking him, "What's for supper dad?" "You'll see", he replies.

They started eating supper but now, his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me." . His daughter screams...

"Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an as*hole!!!"

Jet · 1st Jun 2005, 09:51 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Nice joke DV!!!!

ESP · 1st Jun 2005, 02:14 PM

Nice one.

Jet · 1st Jun 2005, 05:47 PM

ROTFL!!!!!!

Somehow i feel there is something wrong with it..

Papercut · 1st Jun 2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESP

Me too. I thought it was that thing but it's apparently not.

Nice fart joke by the way.

Yeah me too! But it doesn't fit in with the part about turning him around. So I'm thinking it must be @$$

ESP · 1st Jun 2005, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papercut

Yeah me too! But it doesn't fit in with the part about turning him around. So I'm thinking it must be @$$

It couldn't be @$$. It's *****. 5 letter word.

Jet: What's wrong with that pix? The bottom part?

Jet · 1st Jun 2005, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESP

It couldn't be @$$. It's *****. 5 letter word.

Jet: What's wrong with that pix? The bottom part?

Oops.. The pic is too small..

Edited it already..

Ya.. 50 minutes 3 times.
I thought it would be longer.

But nvm. Tat is just a joke.

31st May 2005, 02:49 PM	#982 (permalink)
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1st Jun 2005, 09:49 AM	#984 (permalink)
digitalvoice Super Active Join Date: 14 Apr 2004 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 2,438 Reputation: 900 Rep Power: 16	Dear oh Deer... Dear (Deer)?... A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper. He knows his 2 kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is. So he did not tell them what it was. His little boy Jimmy keeps asking him, "What's for supper dad?" "You'll see", he replies. They started eating supper but now, his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating. Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me." . His daughter screams... *"Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an ashole!!!" __________________ Black or white,...they're all the same!**

1st Jun 2005, 02:14 PM	#986 (permalink)
ESP Super Active Join Date: 8 Jan 2005 Posts: 2,121 Reputation: 715 Rep Power: 13	Nice one. __________________ -eSp-

1st Jun 2005, 09:51 AM	#985 (permalink)
Jet Hold me back! I can't stop posting!!! Join Date: 5 Sep 2004 Posts: 6,694 Reputation: 1274 Rep Power: 23	ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Nice joke DV!!!!