the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!!

TungstenBoy · 30th Dec 2003, 12:10 AM

i better start single thread 4 jokes.....

here r some adam & eve jokes.....

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Adam and Eve were standing opposite to each other when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed, “Move aside -- I don't know how far its gonna go.”

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After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

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One day God came to Adam and said, ''I've got some good news and some bad news."
''Well, give me the good news first.''

''I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.''

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, ''These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?''

''The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.''

Ishtim · 30th Dec 2003, 12:13 AM

CS5 will post an intelligent, long form, informative post!

athlonxp · 30th Dec 2003, 12:14 AM

all CS5's thread are ARP's jokes thread

TungstenBoy · 30th Dec 2003, 12:38 AM

keep 2 topic larrrrrrr!!!!!!

one more joke....

Quote:

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though: She gave me $20 change!''

TungstenBoy · 30th Dec 2003, 12:39 AM

one more!!!!!!

Quote:

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

TungstenBoy · 30th Dec 2003, 12:42 AM

another joke!!!!

Quote:

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

Brian · 30th Dec 2003, 04:17 AM

there have been 3 jokes threads, one by dashken, you and me, the preivous 2 faded away, hope this one will last

Falcone · 30th Dec 2003, 04:53 AM

Ok, got this during my college days.....

Quote:

X-Ray Parrot
There were these three nuns who stayed together in a village near their monestry, everyday they had to walk pass this house that had a parrot dangling at the front door. Now everytime their walked pass, the parrot would say things like "pink, white, blue" or "flower, butterfly, stars", it's not long before they finally realised what the parrots meant.....their panties. So they decided to play a trick on the parrot, on the day they all agreed not to wear......u know what. As they walk pass the house, the parrot was startled, he just stood there.....after sometime words finally came out...

"Straight, straight, curly....."

Max_87 · 30th Dec 2003, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by athlonxp

all CS5's thread are ARP's jokes thread

yeah, now everyone likes to make fun of him

TungstenBoy · 30th Dec 2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falcone

Ok, got this during my college days.....

Quote:

X-Ray Parrot
There were these three nuns who stayed together in a village near their monestry, everyday they had to walk pass this house that had a parrot dangling at the front door. Now everytime their walked pass, the parrot would say things like "pink, white, blue" or "flower, butterfly, stars", it's not long before they finally realised what the parrots meant.....their panties. So they decided to play a trick on the parrot, on the day they all agreed not to wear......u know what. As they walk pass the house, the parrot was startled, he just stood there.....after sometime words finally came out...

"Straight, straight, curly....."

2 straight....1 curly!!!!!

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