'wil' the real wilfred please stand up!

[wilfred]

Section A : All things toilet.

1. Do you prefer to squat or sit? Or maybe do it standing up?
depends on what i'm doing.... sit and stand.... no squat.... (unless forced to)

2. Do you prefer to use toilet paper, water or a combination?
toilet paper + water depending where i am and whether they have it.

3. Do you prefer hard or soft stools?
er... dunno never tried eating any.... how about you?

4. How many times do you "bomb Berlin" a day?
not sure..... never really keep count of that either....

Section B : All things girls.

1. What was the longest relationship you ever had?
1 and half years....

2. And what was the shortest one?
2 months....

3. Did you split amicably? Or did you do the splitting?
amicably <-- such a big word...... hmmm most of them would be amicably except for one.... but then it depends on who you ask

4. Any regrets?
regrets? never... partially cause i have selective memory, only remember all the good times....

5. Anyone you are targeting currently?
yes actually....

6. SERIOUSLY, tell us what would be your idea of the "perfect girl". Yes, we all know - there's no such thing as the perfect girl! Okay, okay, don't shoot me, girls!!!!!
hmm perfect girl.... (list in descending importance)
- loves me the way i love her
- always positive about everything
- always happy
- open minded
- intellectual
- super patient
- looks yummy
- laughs at my lame jokes
- makes me laugh
- needy when appropriate and independent when i'm not free
- age within + / - 5 years of me
... some friends say i'm choosy.... i wonder why?

7. Incidentally, is there anything that would be a real turn-off in a girl?
smokers.... okay fine i may be a hypocrite cause i used to smoke last time... but then again.... i don't anymore....
(* to all those who smoke out there: go cold turkey... it's worth it *)

8. Do you believe in making the first move? Or would you prefer the girl to do it?
I'd make the first move and ask her out, or let her know that she's someone i'd like to know better.... I don't mind if she makes the first move either.... i'm pretty open minded about these sort of things.... I also believe that if you are interested in someone, you should make the first move and not wait for them (*this goes out to all girls who are waiting for their prince charming, do something about it cause sometimes prince charming might have some trouble finding you... *)

9. Do you believe in pre-marital sex? How far would you be willing to go? Would it be a pre-requisite for a serious relationship?
i have nothing against it.... i'd say that premarital sex is a concept to prevent accidents and forced mariages.... my reply to that is "use a condom".... the worlds changing... perhaps i'm changing a little too fast for society... but seriously... same concept.... would you wait till you're married before you kissed your sweet heart?

10. Do you believe in one-night stands?
as long as both are consenting and just want to have fun... sure why not?.... life's meant to be enjoyed.... but once you're in a relationship... you'll have to remain loyal/faithful to your partner... (unless he/she's okay with it).... if you're not in a relationship then yeah... i don't see anything wrong in that.

[Chai]

LMAO! Funny replies!

[PsYkHoTiK]

LMAO!!!!!

Funny, good, and enlightening answers...

[Jeremy]

Originally Posted by wilfred

10. Do you believe in one-night stands?
as long as both are consenting and just want to have fun... sure why not?.... life's meant to be enjoyed.... but once you're in a relationship... you'll have to remain loyal/faithful to your partner... (unless he/she's okay with it).... if you're not in a relationship then yeah... i don't see anything wrong in that.

We've got to go out more often together.

Adrian: EWWW!

[wilfred]

Originally Posted by Jeremy

We've got to go out more often together.

Adrian: EWWW!

dude.... i only swing one way... and it's not your way....

[Mad1]

Originally Posted by wilfred

dude.... i only swing one way... and it's not your way....

you should go both ways.......




and double you chance for a date

[Adrian Wong]

Originally Posted by Mad1

you should go both ways.......




and double you chance for a date

ROTFL!!! Speaking from experience, yeah???

[Adrian Wong]

Hehe.. Back to questions..

1. Why and when did you quit smoking?

2. How long did it take you to quit?

3. Do you still smoke, even occasionally?

4. Do you feel there was any change after you quit, and what are they?

5. How did you start smoking in the first place?

6. Do you own a pink folder or pink hard drive?

7. If the answer to question 6 is yes, then do you think it's smaller, as large or larger than Dashken's pink folder?

8. Who is this girl you are targeting??

[wilfred]

Originally Posted by Mad1

you should go both ways.......




and double you chance for a date

maybe sometime in the future... who knows?... but at the moment chances are pretty alright... so i'll just stick to it...

[djspinnet]

Ahaa.. seeing Adrian's post above just reminded me that I do have something in hand that can make wilfred squirm and break out in cold sweat in this 'interrogation' eh, wilfred? The last question?