Chinese New Year 2005 Giveaway Contest!

Things i never did!

Here's a list of things i never did:

1. Kill a person.
2. Rob someone.
3. Been robbed.
4. Make out with strangers.
5. Make cheese.
6. Get in any car accidents.
7. See a movie that changed my life forever.
8. Burn any bridges.
9. Learn Japanese.
10. Rollerskate.
11. Become a show girl.
12. Wake up in Tijuana.
13. Jump from a bridge.
14. Stop putting songs on repeat.
15. Learn that turning left is not always the answer.
16. Learn that being right is not necessarily being smart.
17. Hunt elephants.
18. Dance in the street naked.
19. Shrink.
20. Stop smiling at people.
21. Win the lottery.
22. Drink sewage water.
23. Eat worms.
24. Stay awake for a week.
25. Climb the Everest.
26. Fish a Barraucda.
27. Stop trying to win contests in forums.
28. Stop believing that i deserve the Barracuda H.D.
29. Stop posting in "Rojak Pot" forum (Sorry, i just can't help it)
30. Win a Seagate Barracuda 400GB

 

Baracuda Stew without barracuda is just... Plain... Stew

Needs me some fresh Barracuda

 

I have exhausted every other FREE method of acquiring the Barracuda... Today I tried Ice fishing at the barracuda inlet and you should have seen the one that got away...

 

I deserve it because i have the worst pc in ARP...

 

Alex Trebbek: The ultimate winner of the Adrian Rojak's Seagate Barracuda Chinese New Year giveaway?

Question: Who is Samsamha?

 

Why should I win? Well, I am not telling you until you give me the HD, so give it to me and then you will know why I deserve it and I will even tell you what I am gonna use the HD for? So, wanna know my ultimate secret? Ship the HD now.

 

One Of The Things I Like To DO Before i die is to win a barracuda. so please give it to me

 

My SATA cable is plugged and the other end is saying to Barracuda..."come my dearest! We're made for each other...and we should be connected lovingly! I got the rig, you got the gig...how wonderful!

 

I won't do anything since the contest it's almost over and I was asleep for too much time!

 

A little bit of slang, toward the end of the contest:


My old 50GB Drive is RIFTY
I consider myself as NIFTY
and you may say i sometimes SHIFTY.
I think I deserve the Barracuda Hard Drive
because 400 Gigs, is for sure better than FIFTY.

And beside that, i think i'm the only person that reached 60 posts in this CONTEST forum (ooh, you cannot imagine how i wanted to reach 60 posts ).

So, please.......hand me my precious SUPER-DUPER-INCREDIBLE-MEGA-GIGANTIC-FAST-SILENT-BREAKING ALL RECORDS 400GB Seagate Barracuda Hard Drive.

 

My "Ang Paw" is not much, the 400GB Seagate Barracuda SATA hard disk will be my BIGGEST "Ang Paw" for this year.

 

What? It's not over yet? Well last post then.

I deserve to win because......Porn King (me) and HK Drama Queen (my girlfriend) needs some place to store our loyal minions (porn and drama respectively) so that we have space on our computers to do our assignments, graduate, get a good job and eventually have money to acquire more minions.


Congratulations to whomever might win (fingers crossed hoping its me). Cheers.

 

I couldn't help myself to stop in 60 posts.
This is my last before the contest ends.

As my "Ang Pawe" isn't something, I deserve the Seagate Barracuda 400GB!!!

B.T.W. What's that "Ang Pawe" mean, anyway???????
Maybe it's a secret word or something, because if you'll scramble the letters, you get "Pawnage", which means that if i won't win the Hard Drive i'll have to pawn my house in order to buy it.

So, please, have mercy , gimmie the Barracuda H.D for free, so i won't have to pawn my house.

 

Adrian, what did you mean by give all we got???

In order to win the Barracuda Hard Drive i can give away for free:

1) Two Rotten Tommatos.
2) One Torn Shoe.
3) Four Damaged Floppy Discs.
4) Three Scratched CD's.
5) Dead Hedgehog.
6) Yellow Rubber Duck.
7) Five Used Batteries.
8) Half a Pencil.
9) Nylon Bag.
10) FAKE AMD FX-55 Processor.

I Think it's fair enough. This is really all i've got.

(After 62 posts, i feel than no one can be more pathetic than i am. AAHHHH, I wish i could win this Barracuda).

 

I guess i'll be doing the same (see attached clip) if i'll win the Seagate Barracuda 400GB H.D.

 

Good luck to all