So I needed to go up into the roof to check the water level in my water tank. Went to grab my Maglite... no batteries. Looked for spares... not enough C size batteries. Searched for an old fluorescent lamp... needs 4x D size batteries. Nada. Thought about the red dot module of my Nerf gun... nope, no can do, I already modded it with a real laser dot. There's a hand-cranked flash light in the car... too lazy to go outside to get it. Hmm... only one remaining option... JEDI IN THE ATTIC !!!
It's dual-purpose! With a lightsaber, you can tackle any creature that may lurk in the darkness above...