I can't understand: Why are these people still selling those things that doesn't work, and possibly radioactive? These things are worse than snake oil!! Here we have peddlers trying to sell cheap coupons which force you to buy expensive items before using them, and those alkaline water filters! I just can't feel like entertaining these peddlers!
Eh, all this personal testimony talk is getting old. Let's talk about something more interesting, like how the worlds' governments already have scalar energy weapons and can cause tsunamis, mind control its citizens and create wormholes that rip through space-time!
That's a blatant lie, lol. Everybody knows that the Nazis fled to the moon and have established an army on the dark side of the moon, waiting for the right moment to strike back on humanity.