watched the 20+years old eddie murphy show: a bear n a rabbit is taking a sh!t in the woods. the bear turns to the rabbit & said "excuse me, do u haf problem wif sh!t sticking to ur fur?" the rabbit says "no", so the bear wipe is a$$ on the rabbit.
Once upon a time there's a small man walking in the woods. Out of the blue he slipped on a piece of sh!te. He recovered and stood up and continued walking. After a short while a big man also happened to slip on the same piece of sh!te. A few metres away from the big man, the little man shouted: "I just did that!!" And then the big man kills the small man upon hearing that.
Ok...it had been a very long time since i was here...so not really sure if this is posted b4... but anyways enjoy....
More jokes... I think we have posted this before, but always good for a laugh! And here are some Chinese names you should NOT give to your children.