A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"? "I'm out of gas." The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. "Try it now," said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"? The bee answered, "BP." (bee pee!)
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Indeed, but fortunately for me, Jenny knows I have no money. My bank account perpetually has less than RM 10 (USD 3)!!!!
Yup, I got married, and indeed, it was JUST LIKE THAT! Trouble with girls is that, they think their wedding is the MOST (and maybe the ONLY) important day of their lives. Everything after that is just a forgettable blur or maybe the end of their lives. So, they just have to spend EVERYTHING they can get from us (and MORE!!!) just for the wedding. Yes, that's exactly where the credit card comes in! Okay, that was quite a serious joke. Let's have something lighter... before potential bridegrooms start eyeing their passports!
