Condom Fashion Show...

Always prepared, eh?

 

If it's recycled, you gotta wonder if they really cleaned them well?

 

Dashken's favourite!

 

Forgot to mention, these dresses should be waterproof too!

 

You know, there's a difference between using them, and being your favourite item?

 

ROTFL!! That's a good one!

 

Yeah, and I'm superman.

 

Evidently not. The same goes for your false claim.

Given a choice though, I would be more likely to believe that he's Superman than your claim of virginity.