Because hard times are in front of us we must announce that the "light at the end of the tunnel" will be switched off until further notice!
A guy was racing on the highway way over the speed limit. Suddenly he sees the lights of a police car in his mirror and he thinks "I have a fast car, I can escape!" so he pushes the gas pedal to the bottom and the pursuit begins. After a while, when he reached the speed limit of his car, he saw that the police car was still after him and he decides to pull over and stops. A policeman aproaches and says: - Listen up boy, I had a terrible day and I want to go home. Make an good excuse and I'll let you go. The guy thinks for a few seconds and responds: - Three weeks ago my wife left me for/with a policeman. When I saw you I thought you want to bring her back!
Two gays are fighting: - Pig -- A$$hole - Moron -- Stupid mofo - Suck my dick! -- Aha! So you want to get back together? If it's too offensive please edit or delete it.
Bula (bubble) (that's a national character), big computer engineer, receives a message from his buddy: "BulaWhenYou'reComingToRepairMySpaceKey?"
Three insane people: No. 1 - I am the God send. No. 2 - No, I am the God send. No. 3 - You're both insane!!! I've sent no one!
The shrink: - Tell me, from the begining, what you made for the first time? -- At the begining I've created heaven and earth...after that, the troubles started...