the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by TungstenBoy, Dec 30, 2003.

  1. TomLeggett

    TomLeggett Newbie

    omg

    That one was totally awesome!!!:dance:
     
  2. lee_what2004

    lee_what2004 Just Started

    Little Jhonny ;)
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2008
  3. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    LOL! Notty boy. :haha: :haha:
     
  4. Chai

    Chai Administrator Staff Member

    LOL. Read it before, but still funny!
     
  5. lee_what2004

    lee_what2004 Just Started

     
  6. Zenphic

    Zenphic Newbie

    That must have shocked the dad lol!
     
  7. Unixlord

    Unixlord Newbie

    That came out of nowhere! Shocked me too...
     
  8. lee_what2004

    lee_what2004 Just Started

     
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  9. Zenphic

    Zenphic Newbie

    LOL epic fail :haha: :haha:
     
  10. lee_what2004

    lee_what2004 Just Started

    who knows Bubba? :think:
     
  11. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    ROTFL!!! Read that before but it never fails to make it laugh!! :haha: :haha:

    Truly an EPIC FAIL!! :haha: :haha: :thumb:
     
  12. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    ROTFL!!! I would like to know who's Bubba too! :haha: :haha:
     
  13. Chai

    Chai Administrator Staff Member

    LOL! Good jokes!
     
  14. DarKSeeD

    DarKSeeD BOG Translator

    Because hard times are in front of us we must announce that the "light at the end of the tunnel" will be switched off until further notice!
     
  15. g0tanks

    g0tanks Newbie

    That is indeed epic fail :haha:
     
  16. DarKSeeD

    DarKSeeD BOG Translator

    A guy was racing on the highway way over the speed limit. Suddenly he sees the lights of a police car in his mirror and he thinks "I have a fast car, I can escape!" so he pushes the gas pedal to the bottom and the pursuit begins.
    After a while, when he reached the speed limit of his car, he saw that the police car was still after him and he decides to pull over and stops.
    A policeman aproaches and says:
    - Listen up boy, I had a terrible day and I want to go home. Make an good excuse and I'll let you go.
    The guy thinks for a few seconds and responds:
    - Three weeks ago my wife left me for/with a policeman. When I saw you I thought you want to bring her back!
     
  17. DarKSeeD

    DarKSeeD BOG Translator

    Two gays are fighting:
    - Pig
    -- A$$hole
    - Moron
    -- Stupid mofo
    - Suck my dick!
    -- Aha! So you want to get back together?

    If it's too offensive please edit or delete it.
     
  18. DarKSeeD

    DarKSeeD BOG Translator

    Bula (bubble) (that's a national character), big computer engineer, receives a message from his buddy:
    "BulaWhenYou'reComingToRepairMySpaceKey?"
     
  19. DarKSeeD

    DarKSeeD BOG Translator

    Three insane people:
    No. 1 - I am the God send.
    No. 2 - No, I am the God send.
    No. 3 - You're both insane!!! I've sent no one!
     
  20. DarKSeeD

    DarKSeeD BOG Translator

    The shrink:
    - Tell me, from the begining, what you made for the first time?
    -- At the begining I've created heaven and earth...after that, the troubles started...
     

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