BOG Contest #6 : Slogans!

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it perfectly propped up the crooked end of my couch... and optimized it.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because... wait no I shouldn't drop the L-bomb just yet.... I might scare everyone off.

 

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it's so easy to read... all I had back in the Apple days was the Necronomicon.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because Rojak rhymes with Kojak and Kojak was the man.

 

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it makes me sleep well at night knowing my bios settings
I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it is better than my site

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it makes n00bs feel special
I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it has more contests than a donkey kong game

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it makes me cool
I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it OWNZ j00r B0x()RZ!

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because macs dont have a bios
I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because IAMTHEEVILBEAN

 

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because my roomate is much more submissive after I throw it at him.

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because even if I can't read the big words, I look smart holding it.

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because after reading it I've doubled my vocabulary of words normal people don't know.

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it makes great toilet paper when I run out.

 

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it is so relaxing; I cannot wait for the audio book version.

I am the loving with the Optimization Guide of BIOS because it helped myself practice with english very good.

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it can teach you how to adjust your BIOS without getting metal shavings all over myself.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because the forum members can't make fun of my horrific physical features... God bless the internet.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it's one thing that actually doesn't give me gas.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it gives my fingers the daily workout that they so desperately need.

 

blast, missed the 'because' in my last post.

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it keeps my arms and head elevated at the correct height off of my desk so that my arms don't fall asleep while I nap.

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it complete's my 'Ultimate Geek' book collection.

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because now I don't have to kill roaches by hand.

 

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it keeps me coming back for more everytime I format my freaking machine.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it's where i get my daily tech meal plus a free taste of Malaysian rojak!

 

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it makes me feel like a genius now that I know so much about BIOS that even Bill Gates would not know.
I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it contains literally everything from entertainment news to overclocking guides and also one of the most friendly community forums on the Internet.

 

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because its a good book which would help me furthur my studies in computer technology.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because this is the place which i found the computer powerful enough to run the games i play nowdays.

 

You all can just stop replying, ya know, it will just make it tougher for them to decide that I win.

 

I will never stop replying at least until my chair collapses from my immense weight and I can no longer reach the keyboard.

That being said,

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it taught me how to personalize my BIOS, like set the memory timings equal to my birthday.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it's the best place to get riled up and confrontational every morning before going to work.

 

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because for a small fee it optimizes my PC for the key to optimal bios satisfaction.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it kills time while providing me with valuable information through its many users witty, knowledgeable and learned posts.

 

I guess I'll try a semi-serious one...

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because now that it's in print you no longer have to wait for AOL to connect at your friend's house in order to read it.

I love Adrian's Rojak Pot because it's like a little utopia on the internet.

 

I love ARP because, it is a friendly commuinity.

I love the BIOS Optimization Guide because it optimized my table!