Chinese New Year 2005 Giveaway Contest!

Look at me! I'm crazy forum-poster-guy. I make all these posts begging for free stuff.

Isn't that crazy???!?

Now gimme a hard drive!

 

BARRACUDA, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
BARRACUDA, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy hdd
And you got me wanting you

 

PEOPLE OF PLANET HOUSTON!

I have heard tales of this "Super" device.

"Super" speeds, "Super" writes, "Super" capacity?
Capable of storing large blocks with a single write. Hah!
I will defy it!

It cannot stand against my limitless powers!

Tell me, why do you make these claims when you know I shall kill you for them?



Where is this device, this Barracuda? Come to me, Barracuda, if you dare.
You will bow down before me, son of Seagate! I defy you!
Come, come and Kneel Before ZOD!

 

7 Barracuda Facts (Both for Fish and Hard Drive)

1. (FISH) The world record weight is 85 lbs. captured at Christmas Island, Republic of Kiribati, 1992.
1. (H.D) The world record is 400GB (cuurently). captured at New Chinese Year, 2005.

2. (FISH) Barracudas can be found in huge schools of several thousand.
2. (H.D) Barracudas can be found in SeaGate and in Adrian's Rojak Pot.

3. (FISH)The nature, timing, and location of spawning in the Great Barracudas have never been documented.
3. (H.D) The silence, speed, and performance of Barracudas have been proofed to be very good.

4. (FISH) Great Barracudas do not care for their young.
4. (H.D) Great Barracudas care for their users and make them happy.

5. (FISH) Barracudas live up to 14 years of age.
5. (H.D) Barracudas live at least 30 years.
6. (FISH) Barracudas have two completely separate dorsal fins.
6. (H.D) Barracudas have 400GB capacity.

7. (FISH) Barracudas are generally hunted for gaming purposes. They do not make good eating fish.
7. (H.D) Barracudas are generally hunted for gaming purposes, Programs, Music, Movies. They are not good for eating.


Please, Please, Please, gimmie my sweet Barracuda (not the Fish)!!!

 

How do you kiss a Barracuda?
Very carefully!

 

This song is dedicated to my sweet love 400GB Barracuda

You cost a lot in internet bids,
I want you so much, that i'll go down on my knees,
I really want you, i can't wait anymore,
Please come to me, Barracuda, Mon Amour.

 

Why go fishing if you have a 400GB Barracuda?

 

I deserve to get the Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because Barracuda because ..............Damn, another scratched record.

It's time to store al my music records on a H.D. But, i need a huge H.D. I guess that the Barracuda 400GB will fit just fine.

 

I really DON'T DESERVE the Barracuda 400GB H.D.

But, My computer deserves it.

 

I had a dream....... In my dream, the Sea King asked me to take good care of Barracuda.... Not let anyone else get hold of it as they might unleash its secret demolishing power that could wipe out all sea population and make them endangered species..... I didn't know what was it back then but I think I have finally found it!!! It's right here!!! It is my duty to take good care of this treasure and not let anyone else have it...

 

Q: What is the best bait for fishing a 400GB Barracuda?

A: The hybrid magnet at the National High Magnetic Field Lab in Tallahassee, Florida.


Be carefull everybody, I'm switching the Magnet ON........NOW.

 

A "worm" like me, can fish even a Barracuda

 

I deserve the HD because my HD isn't filled with porn.

 

I deserve the hard disk because if i win it, i won't run away and quit ARP like other members did..

I will still log in into ARP everyday..

 

I deserve the back pack because i need it all the time for my working life here.... Travel around malaysia and also other country also hahaaa...This help me a lot rather than carry a normal notebook bag around...

 

I deserve this super-large 400GB Seagate Barracuda hard disk because im bazorama and i deserve it

 

I deserve this super-large 400GB Seagate Barracuda hard disk because i will mod it and make it have a nice window with some LEDs so it can see the world

 

I deserve this super-large 400GB Seagate Barracuda hard disk because with the 400Gb it would give me over 1Tb of storage

 

I deserve this super-large 400GB Seagate Barracuda hard disk because my mouse speaks to me and told me i should have it

 

I deserve this super-large 400GB Seagate Barracuda hard disk because i already have 3 seagate hard drives and this would complete my set