Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Adrian Wong, May 16, 2011.

  1. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    Okay, this is both funny and bizarre! Check this out :

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
  2. The_YongGrand

    The_YongGrand Just Started

    The thing is, the surname of that person... :faint::haha:
  3. Trinity

    Trinity Little Kiki Staff Member

    Brings new meaning to that "don't touch my junk" quote...:mrgreen:
  4. Chai

    Chai Administrator Staff Member

    Sounds like Piercy cummings.
  5. jamotto

    jamotto Newbie

    I bet numerous Civil Right Lawyers are en-route as we speak to represent Mr. Cummings. Mr. Cummings is going to be a very rich man.
  6. Max_87

    Max_87 huehuehue

    “multiple piercings on his manhood”

    LOL! Can't imagine how it's pierced on his manhood...
  7. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    Yes, his name is rather ironic.. :)
  8. ana3mic

    ana3mic Newbie

    ROFL. The dudes name, the whole ejaculating while someone is touching your man parts that's just :haha:.
  9. ZuePhok

    ZuePhok Just Started

    don't get this.

    "anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest."

    Why? is that an offence!? not that a normal man would do this, but do we need a permission to ejaculate at the airport? lol
  10. jamotto

    jamotto Newbie

    Maybe it is considered Assault?
  11. Papercut

    Papercut Newbie

    Oh this is too funny :haha:

    Can imagine what went over the radio...

    "Shots fired, requesting backup" :haha:
  12. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    LOL!! I think it's more like this :

    "Arggh!! I've been hit! HELP!!!" :haha:

    Yeah, jamotto is correct. It would be considered an assault. It's against the law to ejaculate on people who didn't ask for it! :haha: :haha:

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