Masturbation brought down the Twin Towers!

*Points at st00lut*

 

-Something's stuck in it!

-Talking to my only friend

-...combing.... why?

-oh... well, you could know if you had one

-I only respond to this question when my lawyer comes in

 

- My friend is suffocating, let him out for some fresh air.

 

pfelelep, that busy picture is HILARIOUS... LMAO!

Man this thread is awesome... LOL!

One more thing is,

- I'm making sure it works properly...

 

- I am trying to reach it on my own...

 

- Making sure my parent can have grandchildrens.

 

wtf? this is really funny!! look at the advise on "Preventing and Treating Teen Masturbation"!

 

- it has gotten shorter since last night
- it has red spots on it..
- ma... why when i touch it, it feels good?

 

- SHHH! I'm concentrating....

 

- Wanna see my......light saber?

 

hahahahaahahahaha

 

(then your father replied: " the force is strong with this one...")

 

Feel the Force flow through you

 

no no... i think then the father will say: im the master of jedi. yours.... nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

I AM your Father.....

Look into your....

...errrrrr....

...heart, you'll know it's true!


-nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo....


- you'll kill the emper.... your mother and, together, we will take upon this galaxy.... this House.

 

This is really funny and crazy. But I seriously doubt that masturbation has the effect that this site is claiming.

 

- GREAT! Now you RUINED IT! THANKS A LOT!


lmao...

 

- Molesting the sperm whale.

 

The world works in strange ways