Mushkin March Giveaway Contest!

THIS IS NOT AN ENTRY!!! but I could not help myself

EDITED FROM joyoftech.com's gmail comic

 

Mushkin memory rocks because they gots fast memory and I can ride em to be head of the pack YEEHAWWWW! Mush On you RAMs!!!!! or should I say Mushkin ON!!!!!!! hehe... WOOHOOOO!!

 

Memory for free!

Mushkin memory rocks because it's the best memory you can win around here.

 

"Mushkin memory rocks because without it supporting our forum, we might not have that many traffics at all"

 

"Mushkin memory rocks because it provides rock solid performance while keep your wallet fat"

 

"Mushkin memory rocks because you konw you want to marry to it once you set your eyes on it"

 

Mushkin memory rocks because it crushes your enemies, watches them driven before you, and helps you hear the lamentaions of the wimmen.

 

Mushkin memory rocks because I chose the competitor and .... what were we talking about?

 

ure sure are creative. hahahahahah

 

Mushkin memory rocks because they offer very good performance, they have life time warranty, they have good customer service and they are reliable.

Mushkin memory rocks I have one.

 

Mushkin Memory rocks because it makes your system run fast and lean, a real hyper burnin' machine.

 

Mushkin RAM: the big swinging stick on the block of the RAM community

 

Mushkin memory rocks because the
competition are a bunch of crocks
Just cause their price is low
don’t mean this stuff is slow
If you’re just gonna run at stocks it’s
guaranteed you wont get no locks
And if ya wanna run high clocks well that’s
where Mushkin memory really rocks
It will knock you outta your socks and if
you’re a real tech jock it will even
Give you a real hard c**k
mushkin memory rocks ​

 

Mushkin memory rocks because My Underpowered System Has Kingston - It's Nasty!

 

Mushkin memory rocks it will run at super high clocks
Where others start to smoke and glow
Mushkin will just go and go
Mushkin memory rocks​

 

Mushkin memory rocks because computers I’ve built lots
And RMA’s cost me money which I don’t think is funny
So I just use Mushkin memory
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question

hey 30 words or less is really cramping me do i have to use
"mushkin rocks because" and does it count against the 30 and if so
are you considering a "word" as 5 spaces
TIA

 

Mushikin r0x0rs mai b0x0rZ!!

 

My Ultimate System Hal Killed Inferior Noname Ram.
Obviously Computers Kan’t Stand
Being Equipped CrappyAnonymous
Underproforming System Equipment

 

Mushkin memory rocks because it's an automatic chick magnet; chicks dig guys with nice rigs.