I remembered when I was like 11, a lizard crap hit me at my home. That crap stung my nose when I smell even a whiff - it's full of ammonia, or probably a very concentrated urea concotion!! I was like "Aaaaaahkkk!! A lizard crap hit me!!" and me and my bro cracked up in laughter, and he did actually recorded it on a voice recorder tape. (when we younger, sometimes we love playing with that voice recorder!!)
summer is here. birds all over the place. just washed my car last nite and there is already 3 bridshits on the car this morning one on the hood, one directly on the wiper, one on the windscreen
LOL!! At least you only have summer 1/4 of the year! Over here, we have birds all year long!!!! Speaking of birds and bird poop, my car was recently hit by bird poop while I was driving on the highway at 110 km/h! There is an almost horizontal streak of bird poop smeared across my side window.
Come Penang find me, I bring you guys to a place for breakfast, every morning also can see birds, and I even know a place where you can "buang suei" (discard your bad luck). The frequency... fuiyoh, I can bet your bad luck will all go away after 1 breakfast.
Clever a bit already. Now I park my car opposite the shop where it's safer and walk over when the birds aren't watching.
talking bout bad luck. i got 3 finger injuries on the same day, different time. - hit my finger against a metal railing edge.. small bruise.. - played bowling, injured my thumb. bleeding.. - cooking dinner, almost chopped off my finger ;p bleeding..
