the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by TungstenBoy, Dec 30, 2003.

  1. Falcone

    Falcone Official Mascot Creator

    The translation itself is funnier :haha: :haha: :haha: :faint: :faint: :faint:
     
  2. Chai

    Chai Administrator Staff Member

    The translation makes no sense at all!
     
  3. Unixlord

    Unixlord Newbie

    Can someone do a proper translation of that? Can't understand it at all!
     
  4. Max_87

    Max_87 huehuehue

    Ok this is much harder than I thought :lol: Some words should be translated literally because that's where the funnies comes in, but some of them can't be translated literally because it sounds funny in English :wall: Anyway this is the best I could do:

    荧幕说: 我好惨啊...每天给人看.
    键盘说: 我更惨呢每天给人打.
    滑鼠说: 我才惨咧每天给人摸.
    光碟机说: 我最惨每天给人插.
    Floppy说: 我更惨现在没人插我了.
    USB随身碟说: 谁有我惨?这边查完就去那边插,一不小心还要被感染.
    Motherboard说: 不要以为我被很多东西插会很爽,它们插近来后都不动了,那才是难受啊.
    最后音效卡说: 还说呢...明明是我在插你, 为什么都是我在叫???

    Monitor says: I'm so miserable... people looks at me everyday.
    Keyboard says: I'm more miserable, people hits me everyday.
    Mouse says: I'm even more miserable, people touches me everyday.
    Optical Drive says: I'm the most miserable one, people inserts (something) into me everyday.
    Floppy says: I'm even more miserable, no one inserts anything into me already.
    USB Drive says: Who else can be more miserable than I am? I'm being inserted here and there, if I'm not careful I will get myself infected.
    Motherboard says: Please do not think that I feel really great with so many stuffs inserted into me. They stopped moving as soon as they were inserted, that's what you call miserable.
    Finally, Sound card says: I'm the one who is being inserted into you, but why am I the one who is making noise instead of you???
     
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  5. lee_what2004

    lee_what2004 Just Started

    I like the sound card !
    though, the one should be making noise is the speaker :haha:
     
    Last edited: Oct 31, 2008
  6. Unixlord

    Unixlord Newbie

    Lol that's pretty funny. :haha:
     
  7. mikegas

    mikegas Newbie

  8. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    LOL!! That is funny alright! :haha: :haha:
     
  9. lee_what2004

    lee_what2004 Just Started

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :haha: :thumb:
     
  10. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    ROTFL! That is hilarious! :haha: :haha:
     
  11. g0tanks

    g0tanks Newbie

    :haha: Keep them coming! :mrgreen:
     
  12. lee_what2004

    lee_what2004 Just Started

    :whistle: :whistle:
     
  13. Chai

    Chai Administrator Staff Member

    LMAO! :haha:
     
  14. Max_87

    Max_87 huehuehue

    OMGHAX :haha: :haha:
     
  15. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    LOL!!! :thumb: :thumb:
     
  16. lee_what2004

    lee_what2004 Just Started

    okay, its not always true :whistle:
     
  17. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    LOL!! It could be true! :haha: :haha:
     
  18. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  19. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    Here's another one.. :haha: :haha:

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  20. lee_what2004

    lee_what2004 Just Started

    only for those understand chinese though :D
     

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