Ok this is much harder than I thought Some words should be translated literally because that's where the funnies comes in, but some of them can't be translated literally because it sounds funny in English Anyway this is the best I could do: 荧幕说: 我好惨啊...每天给人看. 键盘说: 我更惨呢每天给人打. 滑鼠说: 我才惨咧每天给人摸. 光碟机说: 我最惨每天给人插. Floppy说: 我更惨现在没人插我了. USB随身碟说: 谁有我惨?这边查完就去那边插,一不小心还要被感染. Motherboard说: 不要以为我被很多东西插会很爽,它们插近来后都不动了,那才是难受啊. 最后音效卡说: 还说呢...明明是我在插你, 为什么都是我在叫??? Monitor says: I'm so miserable... people looks at me everyday. Keyboard says: I'm more miserable, people hits me everyday. Mouse says: I'm even more miserable, people touches me everyday. Optical Drive says: I'm the most miserable one, people inserts (something) into me everyday. Floppy says: I'm even more miserable, no one inserts anything into me already. USB Drive says: Who else can be more miserable than I am? I'm being inserted here and there, if I'm not careful I will get myself infected. Motherboard says: Please do not think that I feel really great with so many stuffs inserted into me. They stopped moving as soon as they were inserted, that's what you call miserable. Finally, Sound card says: I'm the one who is being inserted into you, but why am I the one who is making noise instead of you???