Lol! good one! I have a joke, maybe you have heard of it! Three scientists were debating about the existence of wired connections and underground cables in their own countries. The American scientist told: "You know that, we dug 25km down the ground and we found underground cables. That means, our civilisation is more developed than the other countries before!" The British scientist bragged: "You know that, we dug 50km down the ground and we found underground cables too. Guess that we developed the cables long before they discovered America!" Finally, the Malaysian scientist said: "You know that, we dug 100km down the ground and we ain't find anything there. Guess that we have an ancient civilasation even more developed than you all! It's called WIRELESS!"
hahahah!! A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.
LOL One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'The husband, rejected, turns over.A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?
Funny! Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?''Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?'I got fired.'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?''Oh...she got fired too.'
Final A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.''I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.''I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal'. haha thanks guys, thats my last one!
haha that ones good, i heard another one kinda like that, but its about a hot dog stand and u put ur ***** throught the hole and a man cuts it ... well its around the sme lines as that
Hehehe.. The "meaning" of the name Obama. O - Originally B - Born in A - Africa to M – Manage A - Americans
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Malaysian, using Bill Gate's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
