the ARP jokes thread!!!!!....come post ur jokes here!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by TungstenBoy, Dec 30, 2003.

  1. Chai

    Chai Administrator Staff Member

    If you want Murray Walker's funny commentatories...I can tell a few from my head! :D

    "There's nothing wrong with the car, except it's on FIRE!"



    Murray: Bernie, it's some 17 years since you bought Mclaren, you have some good times, and you have some bad times, what do you remember best?

    Bernie Ecclestone: I don't remember buying Mclaren.

    Murray: I've done it again!

    Bernie Ecclestone, current F1 boss, former Brabham team owner.
     
  2. Falcone

    Falcone Official Mascot Creator

    Personally I like this one
    [During a F1 race, describing how the leader can see the driver following him] "... Mansell can see him in his earphone..."[Suppose to be mirror]

    And this is nice as well
    As an introductory piece for a rallysprint race, Murray was put in the Navigator's seat alongside Tony Pond in a Chevette HSR (270 BHP, rwd, and TWITCHY), added an in-car camera, and wired Murray for sound. The result can be deduced by extrapolating his usual excitement and enthusiasm, and adding a large pinch of raw terror! "And there's a 600 foot drop on my left..AND we're doing 120 mph... AND we're approaching a hairpin...OH MY GOD we're going to die..."
     
  3. Max_87

    Max_87 huehuehue

     
  4. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    dis murray guy sound st00pid.......how come he can become commentator???????? :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:
     
  5. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    my jokes now......... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  6. Chai

    Chai Administrator Staff Member

    Murray Walker had been a commentator for more than 50 years before retiring in 2001. These are some of his mistakes. Some are not actually mistakes, they just make no sense even though he's not at all wrong! :D

    50 years is long! If he's a lousy commentator, he won't been working for this long, and even when he was retiring, everyone pleaded him not to retire, and I'm one of them... He's one of the best F1 commentator! :thumb:

    Ok, back to jokes pls. :D
     
  7. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  8. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
     
  9. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    all about shit!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

     
  10. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: ........i like the last 1!!!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  11. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    dis one is long.........but very funnie!!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  12. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  13. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    ten dollars is more important than ur wife!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  14. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    dis 1 realli funnie!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  15. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  16. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  17. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  18. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    dis stranger is so clever!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  19. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    euro english!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

     
  20. Adrian Wong

    Adrian Wong Da Boss Staff Member

    ROTFL!!! This is a great thread! Making it a sticky! :thumb:

    Keep it up, everyone! :mrgreen:
     

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