The Official ARP Lyrics Thread!!!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by ToyotaFreak, Jan 21, 2004.

  1. ToyotaFreak

    ToyotaFreak Just Started

    Pls contribute a lyric in here!

    Beyonce ft. JayZ- Crazy In Love
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    [Intro - Jay Z]
    Yes!
    It's so crazy right now!
    Most incredibly, it's ya girl, Bee,
    It's ya boy, young.

    [Intro - Beyonce:]
    You ready?
    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

    [Intro - Jay Z]
    Yea, history in the making,
    Part 2, it's so crazy right now

    [Verse 1 - Beyonce]
    I look and stare so deep in your eyes,
    I touch on you more and more every time,
    When you leave I'm begging you not to go,
    Call your name two or three times in a row,
    Such a funny thing for me to try to explain,
    How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame.
    'Cuz I know I don't understand,
    Just how your love your doing no one else can.

    [Chorus - Beyonce]
    Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's
    Got me looking so crazy right now (in love)
    Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
    Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
    Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss
    Got me hoping you'll save me right now
    Looking so crazy in love's,
    Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.

    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

    [Verse 2 - Beyonce]
    When I talk to my friends so quietly,
    Who he think he is? Look at what you did to me,
    Tennis shoes, don't even need to buy a new dress,
    If you ain't there ain't nobody else to impress,
    The way that you know what I thought I knew,
    It's the beat my heart skips when I'm with you,
    But I still don't understand,
    Just how the love your doing no one else can.

    [Chorus - Beyonce]
    Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's
    Got me looking so crazy right now (oh crazy)
    Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch (you're in love)
    Got me looking so crazy right now (love!)
    Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (hey!)
    Got me hoping you'll save me right now
    Looking so crazy in love's, (hey)
    Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.

    I'm Looking so crazy in love's,
    Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.

    [Verse 3 - Jay Z (Beyonce)]
    Check it, let's go
    Young Hov y'all know when the flow is loco,
    Young B and the R-O-C, uh oh, (oh)
    Ol' G, big homie, the one and only,
    Stick bony, but the pocket is fat like Tony, Soprano, (oh no)
    The ROC handle like Van Axel,
    I shake phoneys man, You can't get next to,
    The genuine article I go I do not sing though,
    I sling though, If anything I bling yo,

    a star like Ringo, roll like ??
    Crazy bring ya whole set,
    Jay Z in the range, crazy and deranged,
    They can't figure them out they like hey is he insane, (oh no)
    Yes sir I'm cut from a different cloth,
    My texture is the best fur, of chinchilla.
    (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)
    Been dealing with chain smokers,
    But how you think I got the name Hova?
    (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)
    I been realer the game's over,
    (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)
    Fall back young, ever since the label changed over
    (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)
    to platinum the game's been wrap, One!

    [Bridge - Beyonce]
    Got me looking, so crazy, my baby
    I'm not myself, lately I'm foolish, I don't do this,
    I've been playing myself, baby I don't care
    'Cuz your love's got the best of me,
    And baby you're making a fool of me,
    You got me sprung and I don't care who sees,
    'Cuz baby you got me, you got me, so crazy baby
    HEY!

    [Chorus - Beyonce]
    Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's (oh love)
    Got me looking so crazy right now (lookin' crazy)
    Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
    Got me looking so crazy right now
    Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (baby)
    Got me hoping you'll save me right now (baby)
    Looking so crazy in love's, (whoa!)
    Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. (whoa!)

    Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's
    Got me looking so crazy right now (your love)
    Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
    Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
    Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss
    Got me hoping you'll save me right now
    Looking so crazy in love's,
    Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    TF+K 8)
     
  2. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    Are You Still Having Fun? (Eagle Eye Cherry) :thumb:

    You are on your own
    You do as you please
    Having so much fun
    Gone and lost your reason
    After all is said and done
    Are you still having fun?

    How were you to know when you've gone astray?
    That happiness would go like a lost emotion
    You have always gone your way
    Are you happy today?

    Well you know when you've been defeated
    You don't care and you thank no one
    Feeling low you will always need it
    Are you're having fun

    You don't know what is it you've done
    You don't know that...

    This was your mistake with the master plan
    With all the drugs you take, you can hardly stand
    After all is said and done
    Are you still having fun?

    Well, you know when you've been defeated
    You don't care and you thank no one
    Feeling low you will always need it
    Are you're having fun...
    Are you still having fun?

    You don't know what it is you've done
    Just to show that you're having fun

    You don't know what it is you've done
    Just to show that...

    I can set you straight if you let me stay
    I hope I'm not too late
    No you won't regret it
    I can show you the way
    And make you happy today

    Yes, you know when you've been defeated
    You don't care and you thank no one
    Feeling low you will always need it

    Well, you know when you're being cheated
    Yes, you know when you've been defeated
    Feeling low you will always need it
    Now you're having fun...

    And are you still having fun?
    Are you still having fun?
    Are you still having fun?
     
  3. hyper_raider

    hyper_raider shutdown -h now

    Evanescence - Tourniquet

    i tried to kill the pain
    but only brought more
    i lay dying
    and i'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal
    i'm dying praying bleeding and screaming
    am i too lost to be saved
    am i too lost?

    my God my tourniquet
    return to me salvation
    my God my tourniquet
    return to me salvation

    do you remember me
    lost for so long
    will you be on the other side
    or will you forget me
    i'm dying praying bleeding and screaming
    am i too lost to be saved
    am i too lost?

    my God my tourniquet
    return to me salvation
    my God my tourniquet
    return to me salvation

    my wounds cry for the grave
    my soul cries for deliverance
    will i be denied Christ
    tourniquet
    my suicide
     
  4. u suck.com

    u suck.com ■ ■ ■ ■

    your insults, and your curses,
    makes me feel like i'm not a person,
    and i feel like i am nothing, but u made me,
    so do something.

    bridge part of 'staind - for you'
     
  5. ToyotaFreak

    ToyotaFreak Just Started

    THE PHEASANT PLUCKER'S SONG

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    Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
    I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
    But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
    All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.

    I'm not the pheasant plucker,
    I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
    And I'm only plucking pheasants
    Cause the pheasant plucker's late.

    I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
    Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
    Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
    But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.

    I'm not the pheasant plucker,
    He has gone out on the tiles,
    He only plucked one pheasant
    And I'm sitting here with piles.

    You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
    I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
    They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
    With the vicar of a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.

    I'm not the pheasant plucker,
    I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
    And I'm only plucking pheasants
    Till the pheasant pluckers come.

    My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
    He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
    I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
    It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.

    I'm not the pheasant plucker,
    I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
    And I'm only plucking pheasants
    As a means unto an end.

    Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
    If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
    For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
    And I'm itchin' in the kitchen' from me head down to me toes.

    I'm not the pheasant plucker,
    I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
    And when we pluck together
    It's a pheasant plucking life!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
  6. TungstenBoy

    TungstenBoy Newbie

    Look at Me
    (Geri Halliwell)

    Good-looking, bad-tasting
    Full-bodied, butt-wasting
    Loose-living, tight-fitting
    What you see ain't what you are getting
    Big make-up, little break-up
    She wants it, he's got it
    Cold-blooded, hot gossip
    Superficial expectations
    Look at me
    You can take it all because this face is free
    Maybe next time use your eyes and look at me
    I'm a drama queen if that's your thing baby
    I can even do reality
    Fake money, real plastic
    Stupid cupid, fantastic
    Queer thinking, straight talking
    What you see ain't what you are getting
    Fast loving, slow moving
    No rhythm, but I'm grooving
    Old feeling, new beginning
    Superficial expectations
    Look at me
    You can take it all because this face is free
    Maybe next time use your eyes and look at me
    I'm a drama queen if that's your thing baby
    I can even do reality
    Sometimes I don't recognise my own face
    I look inside my eyes and find disgrace
    My little white lies tell a story
    I see it all, it has no glory
    Hahaha
    Look at me
    You can take it all because this face is free
    Maybe next time use your eyes and look at me
    I'm a drama queen if that's your thing baby
    I can even do reality
    Come and look at me
    This face is free
    I'm your fantasy
    Who do you wannabe?
    Not what you see
    I'm a drama queen if that's your thing
    Come on and look at me
    I'm your fantasy
    This face is free
    Come on and look at me
    So who do you wannabe?
    This is free...
     
  7. ToyotaFreak

    ToyotaFreak Just Started

    Who Said
    Planet Funk


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    I've never been to the USA
    I am a slave for the minimal wage
    De Troit, New York and L.A
    but i'm stuck in the U.K

    I've never been to the USA
    I am a slave for the minimal wage
    De Troit, New York and L.A
    but i'm stuck in the U.K

    I've never been to the USA
    I am a slave for the minimal wage
    De Troit, New York and L.A
    but i'm stuck in the U.K

    Who Said
    Who Said
    Who Said
    Who Said

    I must not give in
    I must not give in

    I've never been to the USA
    I am a slave for the minimal wage
    De Troit, New York and L.A
    but i'm stuck in the U.K

    I've never been to the USA
    I am a slave for the minimal wage
    De Troit, New York and L.A
    but i'm stuck in the U.K

    Who Said
    I'm a i'm a sl slave
    Who Said
    I'm a i'm a sl slave
    U.K
    I'm a i'm a sl slave
    USA
    I'm a sl slave

    I must not give in
    No i must not live in

    Who Said
    Who Said
    Who Said
    Who Said
    Who Said
    I'm a i'm a sl slave
    Who Said
    I'm a i'm a sl slave
    UK
    I'm a i'm a sl slave
    USA
    I'm a sl slave

    I've never been to the USA
    I'm a slave for the minimal wage
    De Troit, New York and L.A
    but i'm stuck in the U.K

    I've never been to the USA
    I am a slave for the minimal wage
    De Troit, New York and L.A
    but i'm stuck in the U.K

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
  8. u suck.com

    u suck.com ■ ■ ■ ■

    look at me,....i used to play dat song over and over when i was 11
     
  9. ToyotaFreak

    ToyotaFreak Just Started

    Sunny
    Boogie Pimps

    I love you (you y y y you)
    I love you (you y y y you)
    I love you (you y y y you)

    Sunny
    Sunny
    My Sunny one shines so sincere.
    Sunny one so true, I love you.

    Sunny, yesterday my life was filled with rain.
    Sunny, you smiled at me and really eased the pain.
    The dark days are gone, and the bright days are here,
    My Sunny one, shines so sincere.
    Sunny one so true, I love you (you y y y you)

    Sunny, thank you for the sunshine bouquet.
    Sunny, thank you for the love you brought my way.
    You gave to me your all and all.
    Now I feel ten feet tall.
    Sunny one so true, I love you (you y y y you)

    Sunny, thank you for the truth you let me see.
    Sunny, thank you for the facts from A to Z.
    My life was torn like a windblown sand,
    And the rock was formed when you held my hand.
    Sunny one so true, I love you.

    Sunny

    Sunny, thank you for the smile upon your face.
    Sunny, thank you for the gleam that shows its grace.
    You're my spark of nature's fire,
    You're my sweet complete desire.
    Sunny one so true, I love you (you y y y you)

    Sunny, yesterday my life was filled with rain.
    Sunny, you smiled at me and really eased the pain.
    The dark days are gone, and the bright days are here,
    My Sunny one shines so sincere.
    Sunny one so true, I love you (you y y y you)

    I love you.
    I love you.
    I love you.
    I love you.
    I love you.
    I love you.
     
  10. Max_87

    Max_87 huehuehue

    Lost Prophets
    To Hell We Ride

    Well Alright...

    With you it’s never good enough, because you want the stuff that could change your future...
    Your life’s amongst a sea of chance and now the more you dance it just gets you sinking deeper...

    Its ok don’t apologize,
    You don’t know what you’re striving for,
    You never seem to try.
    It’s too early, go live your life,
    Keep on moving, its time to....
    Ride, Ride, Ride,
    Now its time to...
    Ride, Ride, Ride,

    Everything seems tempting, but nothing comes for free...
    I often wonder how you drive, when the roads too dark to see...

    Its too early, its time to....
    Ride, Ride, Ride

    Relight the fire, to watch it burn, but when it comes your turn, all that’s left is embers...
    You Ran this race with no real heart, your right back at the start, you'd already lost it...

    Its ok don’t apologize,
    You don’t know what you’re striving for,
    You never seem to try.
    It’s too early, go live your life,
    Keep on moving, its time to....
    Ride, Ride, Ride,
    Now its time to...
    Ride, Ride, Ride,

    Everything seems tempting, but nothing comes for free...
    I often wonder how you drive, when the roads too dark to see...

    Its too early, its time to....
    Ride, Ride, Ride

    Everything feels tempting, you don’t know who to be...
    I often wonder how you feel, when you’re lying next to me...

    Its too early, its time to....

    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
    It’s all road,
    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
    After all I’ve said
    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
    No way to turn...

    Now is not enough, Now is not enough, Now is not enough,
     
  11. Max_87

    Max_87 huehuehue

    Story Of The Year
    And The Hero Will Drown

    The night will come
    and rip away,
    her wings of innocence through every word we say
    maybe it's time,
    to spit out the core of our rotting union
    hopefully before it chokes
    us to our senses.

    Guess it's too bad,
    that everything we have
    is taken away.

    Swim in the smoke
    the hero will drown
    intoxicating beauty tears everything down
    but still our hands are
    bound at the wrist
    this romantic tragedy is suffocating from your fist,
    in a sea of fire.

    Guess its to bad,
    that everything we have
    is taken away.

    Hero, Hero, this word you'll never know

    Guess its to bad
    that everything we have
    is taken away.
    Away, away, away. They're taking it away
     
  12. Max_87

    Max_87 huehuehue

    BT
    Kimosabe

    Merry-go stereo type typical
    The expectation was visible make money residual
    Paying dues physically
    I resurrect the earth from birth
    And switch the dead spread like it was sandwich bread
    Seventy five percent of MCs in the millenium
    Get offended when Jack steps up and put the venom up in 'em
    The venom is affirmable by penicillin to pen them
    A BT track line with critical linen
    We roll with the disk full matter to upload
    Then you hear the rhymes are kickin' mad about to erupt
    Blow up the whole store store foundation
    Plus the planet-remotecontrolled and Playstation on Janet
    Cuz once the circle starts to form
    B boys and b girls start to swarm
    Specially from beginning of the night to morn
    Cuz they like the song the hype is on
    Come on

    [Refrain: x3]
    What we came to do is uplift you
    Shift the whole party and straight lift you
    Jump up to the sound of the bump of the beat
    This is for the street
    Come on

    (Full effect... Full effect... Full effect)

    You try to present the scientifical
    Couldn't even defend to go unidentical
    Wit'yo merry-go stereo type typical
    The expectation was visible
    Make money residual without payin' dues physically
    We'll resurrect the earth from birth
    And switch the dead spread of power 'cross the globe
    Like it was sandwich bread
    Seventy five percent of MCs in the millenium
    Get offended when Jack steps up and put the venom up in 'em
    The venom is affirmable by penicillin up in them
    I'll try to make ill effects
    So all you won't end up in a choke hold
    Like a disk full matter to upload
    Then you hear the rhymes'll kick a matter
    While the whole store store foundation
    Plus the plan of the meeting before
    Creative control the Playstation on Janet Jackson full effect
    Use the full... army effect
    That means you'll never come full effect

    Once the circle starts to form b boys and b girls, start to swarm
    From the beginning of night to morn
    Cuz they like the song the hype is on

    B boys b girls on the floor (x2)
    (Full effect)

    G backflip upon our own abstract captivity when I rock creativity
    I rock positive vibes from the west of Maui

    You're selected to make love to the music and resurrect
    The user force'll protect you cuz it's always been effective
    When I'm a mental

    [Refrain] (x2)

    (Full effect... Full effect)

    When I rock creativity I rock

    When I rock creativity I rock
    You need a positive vibe, you need it
    (x5)

    When I rock creativity I rock

    You need a positive vibe, you need it
    You need a positive vi... When I rock creativity {x3}
    You need a positive vi... When I'm full effect

    [Refrain]
     
  13. nike

    nike Newbie

    Artist : All-American Rejects
    Song : My Paper Heart
    Album : The All-American Rejects


    Please just don't play with me My paper heart will bleed
    This wait for destiny won't do
    Be with me please I beseach you
    Simple things, that make you run a-way
    Catch you if I can

    Tears fall, down your face
    The taste, is something new
    Something that I know
    Moving on is, easiest when I am around you.

    So bottle up old love,
    And throw it out to sea,
    Watch it away as you cry
    Now a year has past
    The seasons go

    Please just don't play with me
    My paper heart will bleed
    This wait for destiny won't do
    Be with me please I beseach you
    Simple things, that make you run a-way
    Catch you if I can

    Waiting, day to day it goes through
    My lips, are sealed for her
    My tongue is,
    Tied to, a dream of being with you
    To settle for less, is not what I prefer

    Summer time, the nights are so long
    The leaves fall down, and so do I into
    the arms of a friend
    Winter nights
    My bedside is cold, for I am gone
    And spring blossoms you to me
     
  14. sumurai

    sumurai Newbie

    any ARP theme song? :thumb:
     
  15. hyper_raider

    hyper_raider shutdown -h now

    Artist: Michael Buble
    Album: Michael Buble
    Title: Kissing A Fool

    You are far
    When I could have been your star
    You listened to people
    Who scared you to death
    And from my heart
    Strange that you were strong enough
    To even make a start
    You'll never find
    Peace of mind
    Till you listen to your heart

    Chorus:
    People
    You can never change the way they feel
    Better let them do just what they will
    For they will
    If you let them
    Steal your heart from you
    People
    Will always make a lover feel a fool
    But you knew I loved you
    We could have shown them all
    We should have seen love through

    Fooled me with the tears in your eyes
    Covered me with kisses and lies
    So far
    But please don't take my heart

    You are far
    I'm never gonna be your star
    I'll pick up the pieces
    to mend my heart
    strange that I was wrong enough
    to think you'd love me too
    You must have been kissing a fool
    I said you must have been kissing a fool

    Chorus

    But remember this
    Every other kiss
    That you'll ever give
    Long as we both live
    when you need the hand of another man
    one you really can surrender with
    I will wait for you
    like I always do
    there's something there
    that can't compare with any other

    You are far
    When I could have been your star
    You listened to people
    Who scared you to death
    And from my heart
    Strange that I was wrong enough
    To think you'd love me too
    You must have been kissing a fool
     
  16. Jet

    Jet Just Started

    EVANESCENCE

    "Breathe No More"

    [Piano Solo Opening]

    I've been looking in the mirror for so long.
    That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
    All the little pieces falling, shatter.
    Shards of me,
    To sharp to put back together.
    To small to matter,
    But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces.
    If I try to touch her,
    And I bleed,
    I bleed,
    And I breathe,
    I breathe no more.

    Take a breath and I try to draw from my spirits well.
    Yet again you refuse to drink like a stubborn child.
    Lie to me,
    Convince me that I've been sick forever.
    And all of this,
    Will make sense when I get better.
    But I know the difference,
    Between myself and my reflection.
    I just can't help but to wonder,
    Which of us do you love.
    So I bleed,
    I bleed,
    And I breathe,
    I breathe no...
    Bleed,
    I bleed,
    And I breathe,
    I breathe,
    I breathe-
    I breathe no more.

    [Piano Solo Ending]
     
  17. wodenus

    wodenus Banned

    This is an unsanctioned lyrics thread, how can it be "official" ? :)

    It's not official unless it's been officially sanctioned :) But anyway, I've always liked this one :

    Look at all those idiots
    (Credits Unknown, The Simpsons Soundtrack Album)
    -------------------------------------------------

    (Lines with character names are spoken by the respective characters. "Back:" is the backing choir (just imagine a boy's choir shouting, that's basically what it sounds like. :) ))

    Smithers: Hm?
    Burns: Turn on the surveillance monitors.
    Smithers: Yes sir!
    Burns: Hm. It's worse than I thought.

    Burns: Each morning at nine,
    They trickle through the gate;
    They go home early;
    They come in late.

    Reeking of cheap liquor,
    They stumble through the day;
    Never give a thought
    To honest work for honest pay.

    I know it shouldn't vex me,
    I shouldn't take it hard,
    I should ignore their capering
    With a kingly disregard.

    Burns: But, look at all those idiots,
    & Ooh, look at all those boobs.
    Back: An office full of morons,
    A factory full of fools.
    Is it any wonder, that I'm singing,
    Singing the blu-u-ues.

    Smithers: Yours is a heavy burden, sir.
    Burns: I'm just getting started.

    Burns: They make personal phone calls,
    On company time.
    They Xerox their buttocks,
    And guess who pays the dime.

    Their blatant thievery wounds me,
    Their ingratitude astounds!
    I long to lure them to my home,
    And them release the hounds!

    I shouldn't grow unsettled
    When faced with such abuse.
    I shouldn't let it plague me,
    I shouldn't blow a fuse.

    Burns But, look at all those idiots,
    & Ooh, look at all those boobs.
    Back: An office full of morons,
    A factory full of fools.
    Is it any wonder, that I'm singing,
    Singing the blu-u-ues.

    Burns: What happened? Where are the instruments?
    Smithers: I believe they call this a breakdown, sir.
    Burns: I can't have any breakdowns here!
    What if there was an inspector around?
    Play a guitar solo.
    Smithers: Ho. I'm a little out of practice, sir.
    Burns: I said do it! So, do it! do it! do it!!
    Smithers: Yes, sir.
    Ah-ha.
    Hahahaha.
    Burns: Yes, excellent.
    Well done.
    All right, it's beginning to grate.
    That'll be sufficient, Smithers.
    Smithers: Excuse me?
    Burns: I said that's enough!
    Smithers: Ooh! Sorry sir. Thought I had my mojo working.
    Burns: Humph.

    Burns: That man by the cooler,
    Drinking water, as if it's free.
    Smithers: Oh. That's Homer Simpson, sir.
    A drone from sector 7-G.

    Burns: Yes, well, call this Simpson to my office,
    And then stay to watch the fun.
    If he's six feet when he enters,
    He'll be two feet when I'm done.
    Smithers: Ha-ha-ha-ha.

    Burns: It brings a ray of sunshine
    To my unhappy life,
    To make him kneel before me,
    And slowly twist the knife.

    Burns Look at all those idiots,
    & D'oh, look at all those boobs.
    Back: An office full of morons,
    A factory full of fools.
    Is it any wonder, that I'm singing,
    Singing the blu-u-ues.

    Smithers: Take me home, sir.
    Burns: I'm trying.

    Burns Surrounded by idiots,
    & Outnumbered by boobs.
    Back: An office full of morons,
    A planet full of fools.
    Is it any wonder, I'm singing,
    Smithers: Maybe you should be singing, sir.
    Burns: Oh. Singing the blu-u-ues.

    (Back: Look at all those idiots.)
    Smithers: Mr. Burns, you, you make Muddy Waters sound shallow and
    (Back: Office full of morons.)
    Smithers: cheerful, by comparison.
    Burns: Thank you, Smithers. Meaningless but
    (Back: Is it any wonder.)
    Burns: heartfelt compliment.
    I feel like I got a few things off my chest,
    and onto the chests of my inferiors.
    Smithers: You did.
    (Back: Look at all those idiots.)
    Burns: Why are they still playing?
    Smithers: Um...
    (Back: Office full of morons.)
    Burns: They're not still on salary, are they?
    Smithers: We're not validating their parking, sir.
    (Back: Is it any wonder.)
    Burns: They're paying for their own coffee, now.
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2004
  18. siddiq

    siddiq Newbie

    Plug In Baby - MUSE_

    I've exposed your lies, baby
    The underneath's no big surprise
    Now it's time for changing
    And cleansing everything
    To forget your love

    And my plug in baby
    Crucifies my enemies
    When I'm tired of giving
    Wooah

    And my plug in baby
    In unbroken virgin realities
    I'm tired of living
    Ooh

    Don't confuse
    Baby you're gonna lose
    Your own game
    Change me
    And replace the envying
    To forget your love

    And my plug in baby
    Crucifies my enemies
    When I'm tired of giving
    Wooah

    My plug in baby
    In unbroken virgin realities
    I'm tired of living
    Ooh

    And I've seen your loving
    And mine is gone
    And I've been in trouble
    Ooh yeah
     
  19. Jet

    Jet Just Started

    Nice song.. :thumb:
     
  20. Trinity

    Trinity Little Kiki Staff Member

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:


    This is a good one,,, And ironicly 20 years later or so still quite relavent in todays messed up world... :( :cry: :haha: :haha: :haha:



    DEAD KENNEDYS LYRICS

    "Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round"

    Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department
    of the United States
    We have a problem.
    The companies want something done about this sluggish
    world economic situation
    Profits have been running a little thin lately
    and we need to stimulate some growth
    Now we know
    there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming
    around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble
    for the police and damage private property.
    It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job
    It's about time we did something constructive with these people
    We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over
    The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together-
    And start another war
    The President?
    He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro
    Napalm
    People running down the road, skin on fire
    The Soviets seem up for it:
    The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years.
    Hell, Afghanistan's no fun
    So whadya say?
    We don't even have to win this war.
    We just want to cut down on some of this excess population
    Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can.
    We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on,
    hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use
    an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way
    Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland?
    Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America?
    We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story
    in the Middle East-we need that oil
    We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad
    didn't even show up. I tell ya
    That man is unreliable.
    The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one
    Now just think for a minute-We can make this war so big-so BIG
    The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper
    We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right.
    Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls
    Now don't worry about demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply.
    So many people have hooked themselves on heroin
    and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam.
    We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong.
    Kept the war functioning just fine
    It's easy.
    We've got our college kids so interested in beer
    they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again.
    Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard,
    they wouldn't even know what it looked like
    So how 'bout it? Look-War is money.
    The arms manufacturers tell me unless
    we get our bomb factories up to full production
    the whole economy is going to collapse
    The Soviets are in the same boat.
    We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!?
    That's excellent. We knew you'd agree
    The companies will be very pleased. :haha: :haha: :haha: :nuts:
     

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