Why People Forward Jokes....

Adrian Wong · Jul 23, 2005

Hahaha.. Pretty good one. Check it out!

> > A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the
> > scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He
> > remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead
> > for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After awhile,
> > they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It
> > looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill it was broken by a
> > tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it
> > he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of
> > Pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He
> > and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man
> > at a desk to one side.
> >
> > When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"
> > "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.
> >
> > "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of course,
> > sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up."
> > The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
> >
> > "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the
> > traveler asked.
> >
> > "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."
> >
> > The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and
> > continued
> > the way he had been going with his dog. After another long walk, and
> > at the
> > top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a
> > farm
> > gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.
> > As he
> > approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and
> > reading
> > a book.
> >
> > "Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"
> >
> > "Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place
> > that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."
> >
> > "How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.
> >
> > "There should be a bowl by the pump."
> >
> > They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old
> > fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the
> > bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog. When
> > they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was
> > standing by the tree waiting for them.
> >
> > "What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
> >
> > "This is Heaven," he answered.
> >
> > "Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road
> > said
> > that was Heaven, too."
> >
> > "Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.
> > That's
> > Hell." "Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
> > "No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they
> > screen
> > out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."
> >
> > Soooo... Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us
> > without writing a word, maybe this could explain:
> >
> > When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what
> > you do?
> > You forward jokes.
> >
> > When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you
> > forward
> > jokes.
> >
> > When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know
> > how, you
> > forward jokes.
> >
> > And to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still
> > important,
> > you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get? A
> > forwarded joke.
> >
> > So my friends, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've
> > been
> > sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of
> > today and
> > your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a
> > smile.
> >
> > Have A Great Day!
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Bestia(ry) · Jul 23, 2005

How true.

Max_87 · Jul 25, 2005

I don't think I get any forwarded jokes from my friends, does that mean I'm forgotten?

Terryb47 · Jul 25, 2005

I told each and everyone one of my 'friends' to stop sending me crap, since it's filling up my mailbox in notime + real spam you know the deal especially with the hotmail accounts in the old days that was really annoying, couldn't not check it for a few days and it was full.

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