Its been greatly expanded since the last time I read it. Roofles. The best thing about Rojak Language is that, it is so simple. The grammar law is easy to follow. Law: * Add "Lah" in the end of every sentence. Bob your head when doing that. * Use "maybe", "can", "dunno" extensively. * Each sentence must consist of more than 3 dialects/languages. * If you dont know what to do next just say "OK" and nod your head. * I am too lazy to add. And also: Main Malaysian export product is brains which is taken from todays brightest minds of Malaysian youth. Brains are exported to countries such as UK, the US and Australia through institutions called private colleges. BAHAHAHAHAHA!
And I believed those were written by a Malay with good intention and love his or her country so much.
“Batu Gajah pun bocor setiap bulan” ~ Badruddin tell everyone his mom bocor every month! “I can see a terowong (or tunnel) in the skirts of Air Asia air stewardesses” ~ He don't like it, probably gay “I have a lot of respect for women because my mother, a woman, gave birth to me, and I have an 18 year old daughter” ~ Nah, he lied..how he wish he could rape her daughter lol, perverted ???????
