ditching gf

man...this is too long....shorter better....less painful..

 

just start off with:"...can we break up???" *pained expression
dun worry...a lot of " why" and "why" will be coming soon, so it's gonna be a long and painful conversation anyway.....unless the receiver expected this coming and he/she will probably go silence for a while...then...."OK."

 

i don't have a gf...

 

ok then, shorter version.

<insert name here>, this isn't working out. You need someone else. Go.. I wish to be alone now.

 

Like this:
shoo! shoo!

j/k

 

i'm sure that will work... then if she dun blive u..just get ur best friend to act like ur bf..

 

LOL.. you guys are pro in ditching gf..

 

No, not pros. Just better at guessing what to say, trial and error, hit and miss.

 

LOL.. Me too.. But i ditched someone before too.. Before i got ditched...

 

I've never ditched or been ditched....

 

I've been ditched more times than i've ditched anyone. All in the name of Love. (=

 

I don't even hav a chance to get ditched...

 

i would just try to avoid her, really mean, but oh well

 

i would tell them "you stink... weird body odour from you. Makes me wanna puke, byebye. Thank you for a good time."

very simple, anyone could do it. hahahhahaha

 

Me too

 

dude, dont ask for it. (= Dont ask for the bad thinghs. they have a tendency to come true.