use the title above and finish the sentence things not to say in front of a dog: miao!! things not to say in front of a guy: let's go for 24 hour shopping marathon! things not to say in front of your boss: can I take leave tomorrow? things not to say in front of your employees: I think we are losing money every month. (come on ppl, be creative!)
Things not to say in front of a gal : You're FAT! Things not to say in front of a man : You're not a MAN!
I say that all the time.. Things not to say in front of your colleague: I just tender my resignation today (the whole company will know 1/2 hour later, ok... at least the whole department )
things not to say in front of a turkey: Happy Thanksgiving! things not to say in front of Dashken: I miss you baby....(or anything equivalent to mushyness) things not to say in front of BF: the newcomer's cute.... things not to say in front of BF: I had a 1-hour conversation with my ex last night.
things not to say in front of a stranger: u look strange things not to say in front of U.suck.com: You're sux!
rotfl .. dmn funny la things not to say in front of guy from a guy : i love you so much that i wanna .......
things not to say to a guy if you're a guy: I think your butt's really cute things not to say to George Bush: man I love those Michael Moore's movies.... things not to say to Saadam Hussein & Osama bin Laden: George. things not to say to a condom buyer: I think you should use Close Fit.
things not to say to an on-coming truck : you turn dammit! things not to say in a lift full of people : poooot!
